Serious Through the Looking-Glass: Humanity in the Eyes of Our Benefactors & A Complete Glossary of Combine "Newspeak"

[Generally Fruity]

What Loyalist tier do you think barney was at :O

 

[Flop]

What Loyalist tier do you think barney was at :O

High enough tier to be with your mother

 

[MaXenzie]

What Loyalist tier do you think barney was at :O

whatever tier let him sleep with your mom

 

[Erkor]

mother

 

[Generally Fruity]

Good question i think he was a Blue tier

 

[DormNes]

Good question i think he was a Blue tier

BLUE SHIFTTING!

 

[Lewis!]

have you guys ever thought about what alyx vances opinions were in regards to senators from the civil administration board enforcing a ban on civil marriage even at red tier+ loyalist status?

 

[Cindy]

have you guys ever thought about what alyx vances opinions were in regards to senators from the civil administration board enforcing a ban on civil marriage even at red tier+ loyalist status?

 

[Lewis!]

 

[Hunk]

 

[hawke]

If Marc Laidlaw didn't write this, then I don't want to read it.

 

[PepicWalrus]

So the Combine logo. Was that part of the propaganda mill for Earth or did it already exist? If so what alien species did the graphic design?

 

[constantdisplay]

So the Combine logo. Was that part of the propaganda mill for Earth or did it already exist? If so what alien species did the graphic design?

theres one advisor using a pirated copy of photoshop he torrented on the international combine internet. they made him make it

 

[Lewis!]

So the Combine logo. Was that part of the propaganda mill for Earth or did it already exist? If so what alien species did the graphic design?

Dear Johnathan,

I came across your LinkedIn profile and noticed you have a bachelor's degree in graphic design and are currently open for work.

My client is an inter-dimensional, monolithic and all-consuming Lovecraftian horror, known as the Combine, whos name you may recognise from their recent conquest and subjugation of Earth. They are looking for a talented individual to join their marketing team on a three-month fixed-term contract as a logo designer.

Let me know if you'd be interested.

Best,
Lewis