In the distant future of i17...
this isn't serious so don't take it seriously
BLACKQUILL
"Dr. SA, I'm Blackquill."
*** Dr. SA nods, nervous.
*** hands the Admin a briefcase with a [SUGGESTION].
ADMIN
"He wasn't alone."
*** Blackquill, confused, spots the Hooded Soldiers. He turns to Dr. SA.
BLACKQUILL
"You don't get to bring friends."
DR. SA
(SHAKEN)
"They are not my friends."
ADMIN
"Don't worry, no roleplay for them."
BLACKQUILL
"Why would I want them?"
ADMIN
"They were trying to grab your roleplay. ***(Smiles at him.)
They work for the OTA. The masked man."
BLACKQUILL
(EXCITED)
“Evil?”
*** The Admin nods. Blackquill turns to his Operators.
BLACKQUILL
"Get 'em in the plane - I'll steam message it in."
EXT. SKIES OVER CITY 8 MOUNTAIN RANGE - DAY
*** The commuter plane struggles over snow-capped mountains.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** The three Hooded soldiers kneel by the cargo door, ziptied.
*** Blackquill grabs Hooded soldier 1.
BLACKQUILL
"What are you doing in the middle of my roleplay?"
3.
*** Hooded soldier 1 says nothing. Blackquill pulls out a handgun.
BLACKQUILL
“The flight plan I just filed with
the Community Management lists me, my players, and
Dr. SA here. But only one of you.”
*** Blackquill opens the cargo door. The Operators hang Hooded soldier 1 out into the howling wind - Blackquill shouts above the wind.
BLACKQUILL
“FIRST ONE TO ROLEPLAY GETS TO STAY ON
MY STAFF TEAM!”
*** Cocks weapon.
“SO... WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR.
SA?!”
*** Nothing. Blackquill fires out the open door and the Operators yank Hooded soldier 1 back in, muting him quiet.
BLACKQUILL
“HE DIDN'T ROLEPLAY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO
/ME NEXT?!”
***The Operators grab Hooded soldier 2, hanging him out the door.
BLACKQUILL
“TELL ME ABOUT EVIL! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!”
*** The soldier /me’s nothing. Blackquill presses the gun to the
man's hood - he cocks the gun...nothing.
BLACKQUILL
“LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A WHITELISTED S2KER!”
THIRD SOLDIER
“Or he's wondering why someone would
PK a man before dewhitelisting him.”
***Blackquill turns to the Third soldier. Shutting the cargo door.
BLACKQUILL
"At least you can roleplay. Who are you?"
THIRD SOLDIER
"It doesn’t matter who we are."
*** Blackquill, wary, approaches the Third Soldier - pulls off his
hood, revealing a white mask with a single red eye. The
eye behind it is cold. Still. This is Evil.
4.
EVIL
"What matters is our plan."
BLACKQUILL
(FASCINATED)
"If I remove your whitelist, will you leave?"
EVIL
"It would be extremely painful."
BLACKQUILL
"You're a big faction -"
Evil
"For rebels."
BLACKQUILL
(UNNERVED)
"Was being dewhitelisted part of your plan?"
EVIL
"Of course. Dr. SA refused our
roleplay in favor of yours. We had to
know what he /me’d to you about us."
DR. SA
Nothing! I said /me’d nothing!
BLACKQUILL
Why not just roleplay with him?
EVIL
"He would not have /pm'd us."
BLACKQUILL
"You have roleplay methods."
EVIL
"SAs, I need auths. You present is no such problem."
*** Blackquill laughs for the Operators' benefit. A heavy bass tone is rising.
*** The oldest Operator looks out the window.
EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS
*** The commuter plane is dwarfed by a massive OTA plane
looming over it, dangerously close...
5.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** The plane lurches. The noise is building.
OLD OPERATOR
“Sir?”
BLACKQUILL
“Well congratulations, you got
yourselves dewhitelisted. What's the next
step of your master roleplay?”
EVIL
“Crashing this rebelRP...”
EXT. MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS
*** The ramp of the transport opens... Four OTA leap out on
tethers - dropping towards the commuter plane, two each
side...
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** The Operators react to the turbulence from the plane above. Blackquill looks at Evil.
EVIL
(RISING)
“With no survivors.”
*** An Operator spins around - an armed soldier is outside the window. Bang -
EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS
*** Two soldiers shoot through the windows, the other two attach
grapples to the fuselage - give the thumbs up - hoists start
to pull and the tail of the commuter plane is lifted,
unnaturally.
INT. COCKPIT, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** The developers battle the buggy controls as the plane tilts forward.
6.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** Like lightning, Evil has the Blackquill is his ziptied arms,
legs wrapped around a seat back, the entire cabin upends.
Roleplayed chaos - Soldiers falling - Evil destroys Blackquill's
rebelRP and drops him onto the old Operator - they tumble down the
plane, /me'ing into the cockpit door with a /localsound thud.
Dr. SA, strapped in, pushes against the seat in front of
him - the plane vibrates, trying to tear itself apart.
EXT. ATLAS MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS
*** The OTA climb the tail of the smaller plane as it dangles
helplessly above the mountains. Its wings /me’d shearing off.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** Evil breaks his zipties as if they were plastic, then
opens his legs and drops down the cabin, somersaulting
gracefully and using his arms to stop himself halfway down,
by Dr. SA.
EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS
*** The OTA attach explosives to the tail, then jump away,
swinging out as the tail explodes.
INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS
*** An explosion takes off the rear door of the cabin - the
Armed OTA drop through the smoke on cables.
A body bag is lowered into the cabin. Evil lies it on the
seat backs next to Dr. SA and unzips it to reveal a body
the same age and build as Dr. SA.
*** Evil rips Dr. SA's sleeve - pulls out a length of
surgical tubing - pushes a needle into Dr. SA's arm -
runs the tube to the body's arm... Dr. SA watches,
horrified, as Evil starts compressions on the body's chest,
drawing Dr. SA's blood across the tube and into the
body...
*** An Armed Man pulls Hooded soldier 1 up through the cabin and out. Evil stops Hooded soldier 2.
7.
EVIL
“Friend. The Staff expect one of us in the ban list.”
*** The man nods, unhooks himself, takes Evil's arm.
HOODED SOLDIER 2
“Have we started to PK?”
EVIL
(NODS)
“The PKs rise.”
Hooded Soldier 2 hands Evil his line. Evil clips it around Dr.
SA, takes out a knife and cuts Dr. SA's seat belt. Dr.
SA panics, flails. Evil takes his arms. Gently.
EVIL
“Calm, SA. Now is not time for auths...”
Evil slides Dr. SA out of his seat. They hang in the
vertical, windblown cabin. Evil takes out a detonator.
EVIL
“Those come later.”
Evil presses the detonator - the cabin drops from around
them, revealing the terrifying drop to C8 below. Dr.
SA screams as they are hoisted up towards the transport,
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
and the mandatory vaporwave
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