Tits or Ass

[Gato]

No.

But I did condition them once.

I use hair removing cream on my balls

 

[ruben slikk]

I use hair removing cream on my balls

i tried that one time and it hurt like a bitch lol

 

[Gato]

i tried to cut my ballhair with my scissors and i accidentaly lowered it by 3 inches

 

[Deleted member 850]

 

[Postino]

i tried to cut my ballhair with my scissors and i accidentaly lowered it by 3 inches

did u cut ur dick smh

 

[Gato]

did u cut ur dick smh

i pee out of a surgical tube located in my belly button

 

[Alyx Vance]

I wouldn't know. I am gay.

However, if I was heterosexual, I would choose the breasts.

 

[MaXenzie]

I wouldn't know. I am gay.

However, if I was heterosexual, I would choose the breasts.

Or you can just find a fat fucker with tits.

 

[Alyx Vance]

Or you can just find a fat fucker with tits.

Quite so, but would not be appealing at all, lol.

 

[MaXenzie]

Quite so, but would not be appealing at all, lol.

I disagr-

Wait she's not fat she just has huge tits and hips.

 

[munchm_]

If RetroPirate has gone then I guess I'm allowed to say dick over any of those two.

 

[abcdefg]

If RetroPirate has gone then I guess I'm allowed to say dick over any of those two.

ah so you are not a lesbian after all?

 

[munchm_]

ah so you are not a lesbian after all?

No, only a genderfluid pansexual demiromantic tripodian, nothing more.

 

[MaXenzie]

No, only a genderfluid pansexual demiromantic tripodian, nothing more.

I'm technosexual.

 

[munchm_]

I'm technosexual.

Haha, you don't even understand the level of made up oppression I go through everyday friend.

 

[MaXenzie]

Haha, you don't even understand the level of made up oppression I go through everyday friend.

I get genuine hate from people on this forum because of it.

 

[munchm_]

I get genuine hate from people on this forum because of it.

Oh shit I thought you were joking
the fuck do i say now

 

[MaXenzie]

Oh shit I thought you were joking
the fuck do i say now

Most people thought I was joking too.

 

[Deleted member 61]

Better question, do I bang a girl outside of my family's wealth class?

She's got the full package, but she only got her grade 9.
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it's not as normal to do anal as people seem to think

or mabye it's way more normal in america

Everyone took Borat's words 'back pussy' too far.