Why Squirtles are better than Pikachus >:(

[munchm_]

Because Squirtle didn't make 500 children go to the hospital!

Spoiler: serious epilepsy warning

 

[Chicken]

but according to nintendo it was porygon's fault and never let him appear again????

 

[munchm_]

but according to nintendo

Invalid evidence friend

 

[Chicken]

Invalid evidence friend

valid evidence is the never-happened return of porygon outside of that episode after causing multiple epilepsies