Your Country's Slang

[Jimbo]

Post some slang from your country that no one else's gonna understand, for goofs and gaffs.

I'll start us off with some Kiwi slang.

Sweet as - Good, Great, easy as pie

Cuz - Short for cousin, basically call everyone you meet cuz.

Bro - Short for brother, see above.

Ta - Thanks

Kai - Food, to eat

Tea - Dinner

Jandals - Flip-flops

Chur - Thanks

Not even/Not even au - That's not true, that's incorrect

Cunt - Basically anyone. Good cunt, bad cunt, sick cunt, sad cunt, shit cunt, dumb cunt, Australian.

Bogan - Similar to an american Redneck.

Eh - A compulsory addition to a rhetorical question, alongside 'Yeah'

Yeah, nah. - No

Nah, yeah. - Yes

Ow/Au - Typically said at the start or end of a sentence to provide more emphasis.

Chocka - To be full, typically associated with food.

Hangi - Traditional Maori cooking

Kiwi - New Zealander

there's a couple for you

 

[wired]

Canada

Kraft Dinner - Macaroni and Cheese

Two-Four - 24 pack of beer

Zed - The Letter Z

Toque - Beanie

Mickey - Flask-size bottle of booze

Double-Double - Coffee with 2 creams and 2 sugars

Pop - Soda

Knapsack - Backpack

Washroom - Bathroom

 

[constantdisplay]

-snip I'm a shitposter-

 

[Deleted member 225]

uk
panda - the realist song there is
fam - man
fleek - looks good
peak - something which is bad
a big randy - a massive shit unlike that of any other

 

[liew]

In alphabetical order.

United Kingdom, London mainly.

Allow - To "Stop" something.

Arsey - Describing someones who's being a dickhead or miserable.

Bare - A large quantity of items.

Beast - Something that's good.

Banging - Like beast, in the sense it means something good. e.g music.

Buff - Yet again, something that would describe something positive. Mainly used for food, or about a person.

Bollocks - Something that's stupid, or untrue or something of bad quality.

Fag - A cigarette.

Fit - Something that would usually describe a female.

Gutted - To be dissapointed in something.

Having a laugh - A joke basically, put into context someone would say a joke, and the other would not get it and so you would say "Just having a laugh"

Mandem - A group of males.

Peng - Something that would describe something if it was good.

Quid - Money, pounds.

Skin - Rolling paper for a joint.

Wasteman - Someone who is useless or a loser.

E: Got some more from my hometown.

United Kingdom, Manchester.
Newtons - Teeth.

Chuddy - Chewing Gum

Ginnel - Alleyway.

Keks - Trousers.

Mint - Something that is excellent or in good condition.

Scricking - Crying.

Apeth - Someone who is stupid.

Angin' - Disgusting.

Dibble - The Police.

Sound - Something you say as praise.

Mingin' - Something that is disgusting/revolting.

Buzzin' - To be very happy or hyper.

 

[MaXenzie]

Sheep - Wife.

Cheeky Nandos with the lads - A shit Welsh meme.

 

[Deleted member 225]

Cheeky Nandos with the lads - A shit Welsh meme.

not just welsh that be used in England too

 

[MaXenzie]

not just welsh that be used in England too

Never been to Englishland.

 

[Jimbo]

Sheep - Wife.

Cheeky Nandos with the lads - A shit Welsh meme.

Ask any Australian what to call a New Zealander, sheep shagger's always the answer.

My response is something I burrowed from a New Zealand comedian, I don't remember it off by heart, but it's something among these lines;

[AUSTRALIAN] "Oh, you're a kiwi! That must mean you're a sheep shagger!"

[ME] "Oh, yeah, nah, yeah! Every male kiwi is given a sheep at the age of twelve, we shag the fuck out of it and then export it to Australia, where you fuckers eat it."

Think about that the next time the gravy's dribbling down your chin.

 

[MaXenzie]

Ask any Australian what to call a New Zealander, sheep shagger's always the answer.

My response is something I burrowed from a New Zealand comedian, I don't remember it off by heart, but it's something among these lines;

[AUSTRALIAN] "Oh, you're a kiwi! That must mean you're a sheep shagger!"

[ME] "Oh, yeah, nah, yeah! Every male kiwi is given a sheep at the age of twelve, we shag the fuck out of it and then export it to Australia, where you fuckers eat it."

Think about that the next time the gravy's dribbling down your chin.

Eh.

We eat dried pig's blood, so fuck it.

Kiwi jizz is only salt pre-prepared on our lambs chops.

 

[Deleted member 332]

Liverpool, UK, Scouseh

Ackers (Ack-ess)- Money
Bizzies (Biss-ees)- The Police
Ikey (Ick-ee)- Posh twat
Kecks- Boxers, Undetpants
Shite- Bad


And generally terrible grammar.

 

[jamEs]

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[ricefields]

ur mum she uckers badders- @Cal 's mum

 

[LSDegenerate]

(South) Wales

Minging (MING-EN) - Disgusting, horrible

Honking ('ONK-EN)- See "Minging"
Hanging ('ANG-EN) - See "Minging"

Mint - Nice

Baswn i (BAS-UNE-EE) - "I would" in Welsh. Normally used when observing attractive girls.

Cwtch (CU-TCH) - A snuggle

Scram - To scratch

Bampi - Grandfather

Dwti (DOO-TEE) - Small

Tamping - Angry

 

[MaXenzie]

Honking/hanging - See "Minging"

Pronounced 'anging.

 

[Deleted member 61]

Atta babe
Aboy
Dud
Chew
Dank
Humbabe
Cheeched
Eh?
Dust
Flow

 

[Mendel]

Cuz - Short for cousin, basically call everyone you meet cuz.

Bro - Short for brother, see above.

Aboy

Beast - Something that's good.

fam - man
fleek - looks good

we have these

from the south land
yall - you all

aint - are not

fixin - about to

reckon - i guess/i believe

nuff - enough

yank - you know

i would think of more but i cba

 

[TheDeadlyHaze]

this is shit for specifically newyork/around newyork

brick - cold

peep dis - look at something

buggin - acting weird or stupid

yerp - yeah/yes

son - friend/dude

deadass - a lot of different things, it can be a reaction, expression or confirming something

mad - if used like "there's mad people here" it means a lot of something

on deck - on point

bird - another name for girl

 

[SnowBone]

this is shit for specifically newyork/around newyork

brick - cold

peep dis - look at something

buggin - acting weird or stupid

yerp - yeah/yes

son - friend/dude

deadass - a lot of different things, it can be a reaction, expression or confirming something

mad - if used like "there's mad people here" it means a lot of something

on deck - on point

bird - another name for girl

Deadass this is used by mad people only in new york and most of the time they all be buggin

 

[scrubmcnoob]

this is shit for specifically newyork/around newyork

brick - cold

peep dis - look at something

buggin - acting weird or stupid

yerp - yeah/yes

son - friend/dude

deadass - a lot of different things, it can be a reaction, expression or confirming something

mad - if used like "there's mad people here" it means a lot of something

on deck - on point

bird - another name for girl

You forgot Bad- Sexy, hot, goodlooking
As in
Damn, @Blackquill 's possibly existent sister looks bad in those yoga pants.

Also in the North East, we shorten everything as well.
Such as Crayon.
We just say Cran, not Cray-On.