Your Local Slang

[Freelok]

I'm genuinely curious to hear the slang around your guys' local area. Pretty straightforward thread really. I'll give an example of Philadelphia slang, arguably the hardest to understand in America. (we go hard)

ayo youngboul (yb) lemme get a wiz wit... nah widdout ard? hol' tf up you a fuckin weird ass jawn, you drawlin dickhead (dh), fuckin oldhead lookin ass weird ass jawn

Teach us your local retard speak.

 

[slick]

Midwest folk speak like knockoff New Yorkers

 

[Merlinsclaw]

komode - toilet
warshcloth - washrag/washcloth
boonies - the woods
hollar - the trailer park like an hour outside town

Welcome to (eastern) kentucky

 

[Erkor]

komode - toilet

i smell germ

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

"Brad's pissin' 'imself an' pissing Mike off coz he pissed himself coz he's pissed after bein' absolutely wankered last night. Fuckin yipped in the beck an' all. Mad Cunt."

Spoiler: Translation

Brad is laughing really hard, and it's making mike mad all because he peed his pants while drunk after last nights binge drinking session. He even puked into the small river. Mad lad.

Yorksha (Yorkshire)

 

[GustavasSve]

‘Roadman’ slang mostly.

Confuses the hell out of me.

 

[Anti-tankspy]

ما شاء الله

 

[surra]

يا بهيم انت ليش ما تتكلم عربي عدل ما تفهم انت؟

ياعلي المصريين مافيهم عقل

 

[Deleted member 3713]

يا بهيم انت ليش ما تتكلم عربي عدل ما تفهم انت؟

ياعلي المصريين مافيهم عقل

شفيك أنت

 

[Postal]

‘Roadman’ slang mostly.

Confuses the hell out of me.

u dizzy blud

 

[Baker]

Ooh arr

Aye

Me tractor

 

[Dr Heckyll]

‘Roadman’ slang mostly.

Confuses the hell out of me.

ai what fam, I'll come to your ends in your yard and shank you innit

 

[Baker]

boonies

That means something else down these parts my man

 

[uncle kev]

He wis a bad day: a nor-wast gell an a sea goin a da green girse. Dey wir no hop o a boat winnin owersoond. Da only wye a gettin da doctor in wis ta set on da Aid lifeboat. An ta get wird oot a da isle, dey could do nothin fir he cam dark, an dan morse wi da torch. For dey wir no telephone at dat time. I warren I wisna da best a patients, for a tree year aald taks ill wi bein made ta lie still, bit I canna mind. An whin da nicht cam doon, Dad stöd oot a da lee a da lammoose an morsed ta Sanness 'SOS'. He morsed fir he wis stivvened, an dan he cam in ta hae a cup a tay ta waarm him, an dan he wid go oot an try agyin for a while. A very coorse night, very cowld, wi haily shooers, an blaain a gell o wind.

An excerpt of a book written in a scots dialect

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

He wis a bad day: a nor-wast gell an a sea goin a da green girse. Dey wir no hop o a boat winnin owersoond. Da only wye a gettin da doctor in wis ta set on da Aid lifeboat. An ta get wird oot a da isle, dey could do nothin fir he cam dark, an dan morse wi da torch. For dey wir no telephone at dat time. I warren I wisna da best a patients, for a tree year aald taks ill wi bein made ta lie still, bit I canna mind. An whin da nicht cam doon, Dad stöd oot a da lee a da lammoose an morsed ta Sanness 'SOS'. He morsed fir he wis stivvened, an dan he cam in ta hae a cup a tay ta waarm him, an dan he wid go oot an try agyin for a while. A very coorse night, very cowld, wi haily shooers, an blaain a gell o wind.

An excerpt of a book written in a scots dialect

Almost as bad as reading BBC Pidgin

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

 

[the last man]

ströget går för fan nu åker vi och plockar upp lite däkor

 

[Jas691]

My language alone is the slang
kinda

 

[Deleted member 6062]

alreet lad comin' round mine for buckets or what lah?

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Swedgered

 

[liew]

‘Roadman’ slang mostly.

Confuses the hell out of me.

a lot of roadman slang derives from jamaican slang and most words are pretty much ripped straight from their 'patois' dictionary.

hence why you see a lot of 'roadmen' trying to imitate jamaicans.