Recruitment nebulous.party

[the last man]

nebulous.party
house party
(FORUM RP)

You've just gotten off the bus, or out of your car, approaching the massive nebulous.house.
Let's be honest though, you probably don't have a car.

The bouncer's standing by the door, idly looking on and laughing at the scene happening on the grass next to you. One of the Scottish lads, you can't tell who, just clocked someone the fuck out, shouting something about "shite patter". You leave them both in the garden. You approach the door, it smells like piss.

The bouncer wants to know your name, what you're bringing and your post to neb ratio.

The house, nearly jumping off of its concrete foundation from the bass-heavy tunes pumping from the inside, is sporting the biggest party this barren neighbourhood has ever seen. You've heard vicious rumour about the going-ons of the toilets, the dancefloor and the basement.

You don't want to miss this.

Do you go inside?

NAME:
WHAT DID YOU BRING:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING:
WHO'S YOUR +1:
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST?​

 

[cns - he/him/his]

NAME: CNS McLoughlin
WHAT DID YOU BRING: Myself
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: The clothes of a substitute English teacher
WHO'S YOUR +1: My mom
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? To dance

 

[MaXenzie]

NAME: MaX Nenzie
WHAT DID YOU BRING: My collection of non-watermarked artwork
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: The Oppenheimer Look
WHO'S YOUR +1: CNS' mom
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? To the bar to get smashed

 

[PilotBland]

NAME:
pilotbland
WHAT DID YOU BRING:
nothing of value, like usual
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING:
sombrero
WHO'S YOUR +1:
@Simman102
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST?
rabidmaggot's location

 

[Raiden]

NAME: Rai Den
WHAT DID YOU BRING: Dog leashe.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: San Andreas Gangsta look
WHO'S YOUR +1: @Blackquill 's dog
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? Toilet

 

[OneClassyBanana]

NAME: Classicus 'HL1 GMAN' Assy
WHAT DID YOU BRING: Thirty-seven dried-up BiC pens and some glitter.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: Nothing but a smile and some glitter.
WHO'S YOUR +1: @dee pixel and some glitter.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? Straight to Hell. And some glitter.
​

 

[Ond]

Imagine the smell

 

[Rabid]

WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST?
rabidmaggot's location

 

[OneClassyBanana]

Imagine the smell

ammonia and regret are the aromatic ether of the gods ond nebulous.cloud and we are their herd

 

[PilotBland]

i shower twice a day i smell quite well

 

[Dr Heckyll]

NAME: Doctor Heckyll
WHAT DID YOU BRING: Measuring tape
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: Foucault cosplay
WHO'S YOUR +1: k4e
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? where @alex is

 

[cns - he/him/his]

Premium members get swirlies in the bathrooms

 

[Aleks]

Actually as a premium member I have exclusive access to the @Blackquill meet and greet.

 

[Deleted member 4425]

NAME: Small 'Nuts' Fries
WHAT DID YOU BRING: My handgun and an ace of spades
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: Not enough
WHO'S YOUR +1: @Chezburger
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? Back home

 

[OneClassyBanana]

Actually as a premium member I have exclusive access to the @Blackquill meet and greet.

the meet and greet is just him shooting you in the thigh before stealing your wallet and leaving you to his dogs for dinner

 

[Raiden]

only non-premiums get the pound a pint deal

 

[chronos]

NAME: Chron Bean
WHAT DID YOU BRING: The declaration of independence
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: socks and sandals
WHO'S YOUR +1: Adam Sandler
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? to swirlie premium members in the bathroom

 

[Nov]

NAME: novac johann rock
WHAT DID YOU BRING: unusual amounts of german beer
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: a black hugo boss mantle with too many pockets inside of it, a trilby sitting deep on my head, and suit pants
WHO'S YOUR +1: a stasi agent from a time travel
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST? visiting the local BRD politician

 

[Dr Heckyll]

p.s. the only drinks are glen's and red stripe

 

[Rabid]

NAME: Rabid
WHAT DID YOU BRING: My aura
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: Enough for what I Must Do
WHO'S YOUR +1: @Dr Heckyll
WHERE ARE YOU GOING FIRST?: @PilotBland's location