Serious HL2RP∞ Screenshot Thread

[Rabid]

I hate you @Flippy
@Gyarik @contained postal dude

Bro you got sent to the fucking backrooms

 

[Flippy]

I hate you @Flippy
@Gyarik @contained postal dude

 

[Dan]

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

I hate you @Flippy
@Gyarik @contained postal dude

@Flippy im calling you out for observer abuse

1 week suspension until you learn to take a propkill like a man

 

[Ricsow]

 

[Sneedsformerlychucks]

National Guard Chronicles Season 1 Episode 16: "Saving Private Dosia"

Episode 16 OP: -

(Responding to a report of a Headcrab incursion.)

(Takin' back the Night with ICI and the Guard)

(Mostly Peaceful alien mold removal job.)

(First Bi annual National guard Jousting tournament ends with 1 - 0 )

Join us next time for the tax collection & Beach episode featuring rodney the amphibious landing craft and Ssgt rocky's radical surfing technique!.

 

[Thood74]

machinima

 

[rob]

@Toriwarior30055

 

[Lewis!]

(Scene: The Griffin family is watching TV in their living room. The TV shows a news segment about a mysterious organization called the OBC.)

TV News Anchor: Breaking news! A secretive organization known as the OBC, or the "Order of the Bleeding Clamp," has been making headlines with their unusual activities.

Peter: (turns to the family) Hey, Lois, did you hear about this OBC thing?

Lois: Yes, Peter. It's all over the news.

(Scene shifts to a bizarre meeting of the OBC members in a dimly lit room.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, at an OBC meeting...

(OBC members, dressed in hooded robes, are sitting around a table. In the center of the table is a bleeding clamp.)

OBC Member 1: Brothers and sisters of the Bleeding Clamp, let us commence this sacred gathering.

(OBC Member 2 raises a jar of the mysterious "Synth Oils.")

OBC Member 2: And now, we shall anoint ourselves with the blessed Synth Oils.

(They start pouring the shimmering fluid on their hands.)

OBC Members (in unison): Black Jihad now and forever more, death to traitors, long live the bleeding clamp!

(Peter bursts into the room, wearing a robe and a sock puppet on his hand.)

Peter: Hey, guys, what's going on in here?

OBC Member 1: Who are you?

Peter: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just trying to start my own club. Meet the "Order of the Flaming Sock." (He wiggles the sock puppet.)

(Scene cuts back to the Griffin living room.)

Lois: (rolls her eyes) Peter, you can't just copy everything you see on TV.

Peter: (grinning) Yeah, but did you see the sock puppet? It's gonna be huge, Lois!

(Scene ends with the family chuckling at Peter's antics.)

 

[Dan]

@Flippy im calling you out for observer abuse

1 week suspension until you learn to take a propkill like a man

 

[Sneedsformerlychucks]

bro got gate tire and centre'd

 

[Flippy]

@Flippy im calling you out for observer abuse

1 week suspension until you learn to take a propkill like a man

No V?

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

No V?

rais-

 

[Lewis!]

 

[deathwolf]

that one chef vortigaunt

 

[Sil]

that one chef vortigaunt

grungalango

 

[Sneedsformerlychucks]

that one chef vortigaunt

That vort is playing 3d chess

 

[Sil]

that one chef vortigaunt

 

[Lewis!]

one day they will find your vort in the boot of a car with 17 gunshot wounds to the back of the head and i will keep the murder weapon in my room.

 

[AdvancedWizards]

Vortal Racism