About Ninjas

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

See, the one thing I've never understood to this day is how Ninja's are literally never honored and shit. I mean what the fuck? NINJA'S. There were fucking people out there in old gooksvile who would literally gut themselves if they EVER got caught, even the rookie ones. On top of that, I don't need to tell you how fucking easy it is to just gun people down, and if these people could kill you with a little pointy wheel, just how easy could they kill you if they had GUNS. Or even better, SILENCED. GUNS. Like seriously, those fucking Shinobi whatever could literally fucking take on THE WORLD with silenced guns, you wouldn't stand a fucking chance in Shrek's kingdom if you had to fight a NINJA. Seriously, Donald Trump could hide behind as many walls of cash as he wants, while Hillary could hide behind all her leaked emails, and NEITHER OF THEM could even come CLOSE to fighting a Ninja. The only man capable of fucking up ninjas is Chuck Norris, and maybe Gordon Freeman, but that's besides the point because THEY'RE BOTH, FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Fiction isn't going to save shit when ITS REAL and THEY'RE STEALTHY. Imagine getting gutted by a Ninja, it'd be sooooooooo cool I bet because you'd just be sitting there and getting fucking killed and thats it man, game over man, game over. You wanna know something else thats interesting about Ninja's? MELEE. Want to impress the Emperor of mankind? These fucks primarily lived at a time when people weren't fucking pussies and used MELEE to fight. Sure they have their disks but they rarely used them, they preferred regular sword-to-sword like a real man, even the women ninja's who I'd bet get all sweaty under those suits haha, but anyway yeah fucking ninja's fought with swords and shit, sooooo coool. So again, why aren't ninja's honored again?

Also blame this fucking pasta-munching loser for making this sheer fettid autism.

Now give me my 50 fucking nebs.

 

[ruben slikk]

sounds like something someone would post on deviantart or myspace in like 2008 along with a drawing of a ninja

 

[»Banzai_Samurai« ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ]

sounds like something someone would post on deviantart or myspace in like 2008 along with a drawing of a ninja

I can do even more terrible fanfics for ya if thats what your into. Autism IS my game, after all.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

ninjas in b-movies are the best ninjas

imagine how easy it must be to make a ninja movie, you can cast the same people over and over again and nobody will know cause they all look the same thanks to the masks