Fallout New Vegas - THE STRIP BABY

[not tiger]

caravan is so fricking easy once you learn to play it
you can get 10k+ by level 10 if you play it casually from beginning

get 21-26 but not over. your track has to be numerically higher than the one opposite otherwise opponent is out competing you in that track. all your tracks have to be 21-26 and higher than the ones opposite to win.
most of the time you can only go up higher than the last card you played. if you placed a 3 you can't place a 3 or below, only above.
this is true unless you play a queen which reverses the order. if you place a 3 then you can't place a 3 or above, only below.

king doubles the card it's played on. jack removes the card it's played on.
ace is equal to a 1.
joker removes all number cards of the value it's played on from the table, unless it's an ace and the card you placed it on. place a joker on a 4 it will remove all played 4s from the table except the one it's placed on. place a joker on an ace then it removes all played cards of that suit from the table except face cards (queen, jacks, kings)

 

[ddæ]

caravan is so fricking easy once you learn to play it
you can get 10k+ by level 10 if you play it casually from beginning

get 21-26 but not over. your track has to be numerically higher than the one opposite otherwise opponent is out competing you in that track. all your tracks have to be 21-26 and higher than the ones opposite to win.
most of the time you can only go up higher than the last card you played. if you placed a 3 you can't place a 3 or below, only above.
this is true unless you play a queen which reverses the order. if you place a 3 then you can't place a 3 or above, only below.

king doubles the card it's played on. jack removes the card it's played on.
ace is equal to a 1.
joker removes all number cards of the value it's played on from the table, unless it's an ace and the card you placed it on. place a joker on a 4 it will remove all played 4s from the table except the one it's placed on. place a joker on an ace then it removes all played cards of that suit from the table except face cards (queen, jacks, kings)

jesus fuck

 

[afric]

caravans basically advanced solitaire

 

[Knight]

caravans basically advanced solitaire

You're basically playing three hands of blackjack at once

Me and @Dingo showing up on the BOS intercomm

 

[Powley]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

 

[shibe]

(19:43) Gilford Colton says "I'm going to impale myself by running off the bridge. Farewell. My work here is done."
(19:43) ** 'A short and stout man wi...' narrows his eyes and unfolds his arms, clenching his fists tightly as he takes a single step towards the man, glaring up at him 'In a moment, I would show you precisely what we do in here. You go do that, and bother me no more.
(19:43) ** Gilford Colton takes off his clothes and suddenly starts to dance, he would obviously be high on some kind of drugs

(19:44) 'A short and stout man wi...' says "Augustus; get rid of this degenerate, by any means you deem fit..."
(19:44) ** 'A tall, healthy adult hu...' would look over at the Prime Decanus, nodding his head and unsheathing his gladius.
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(19:44) ** 'A tall, healthy adult hu...' would swing at the man's knees, crippling him.
(19:45) Gilford Colton says "Now it's alright it's oka-"

(19:45) ** Gilford Colton get's slashed into his knees, beginning to scream
(19:45) Gilford Colton says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, you F-F-UCKERS."
(19:45) ** 'A short and stout man wi...' clasps his hands behind his back as he watches the Scout work

(19:45) ** 'A tall, healthy adult hu...' would bring the machete back by the hilt towards the center of his chest, position himself overtop of the man and gouging the gladius into the center of the man's neck.
(19:46) ** Gilford Colton finishes the last words of "Staying Alive" by the beegees, stating his last words as he dies
(19:46) Gilford Colton says "Ha-ha-ha-ha.. staying ali-...ve....."

 

[Knight]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

A LEGION SOLDIER MOMENTS BEFORE EXECUTING A CAPTURED NCR RANGER

 

[Knight]

A LEGION SOLDIER MOMENTS BEFORE EXECUTING A CAPTURED NCR RANGER

wtf rangers cant be killed in single combat??

 

[cns - he/him/his]

wtf rangers cant be killed in single combat??

he got away with it

 

[Ond]

veronica and cass are terrible waifus.
change my mind

 

[Knight]

veronica and cass are terrible waifus.
change my mind

Raul is the only companion out of the game worth perusing a love interest

 

[ddæ]

veronica and cass are terrible waifus.
change my mind

cass is pretty fit if you get the right character remodel mods

veronica is just an ugly bitch who should be used to access the brotherhood bunker and nothing else

real waifu is corporal betsy

 

[Knight]

The JFK experience has been delivered once again

 

[Deerjohn]

la creatura

 

[cns - he/him/his]

la creatura

shoot kids with plasma not bullets

 

[Akula]

You're basically playing three hands of blackjack at once

Me and @Dingo showing up on the BOS intercomm

open the door bro i got drained MF cells......

 

[afric]

gonk is the king of the cooking pots

 

[Knight]

Damn muties