Recent content by Baron Von 'Tater

Devil's Share. A game in which you fight off insanely fast/braindead creatures, make your way through a gas station and small town devoid of any life (or health kits), and generally have a displeasing experience. Unsurprisingly, it's made with Unity, probably using generic weapon code. I have...

I would but I'm a console pleb, will stories do?

"Lucia, I have something for you." "Oh, wow! Really? What is it?" *Options show up* *Only one item is available to give* *EBONY DAGGER* and then i got "hero of the people" achievo for playing hide and seek

I feel so special, thanks.

Real talk, how many newbies have you made into Coalition Ramen merchants?

shiet, should i have an anime girl on my apron

I'll assume this is some form of sadistic torture. Anything for Nebulae though ... and with each reply, my forum post count rises...

tell me how daddy

wait no please give them back

it took like five minutes i dont deserve them

That title used up every character and I'm proud of it. Okay. I'm gonna talk about myself now. Moreover I just want to talk. I love talking. Right, facts. I am a human being, living on the planet Earth. I like to talk and joke around with my friends, as well as pretty much anyone who will...

"...twenty forum posts, five nebulae, and five days of forum registration."

"You are PROHIBITED from posting your application..." "...twenty forum posts, five nebulae, and five days of forum registration."

"You are PROHIBITED from posting your application..." "...twenty forum posts, five nebulae, and five days of forum registration."