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real.

WHAT?!!!?

maxenzie has shown me a new light. to all those that resist the new era of /me would, i have one message for you /me would spit on you!!! glory to future tense writing where all is fair and just in this online virtual world of turmoil and deep rooted villainy, we must overcome our ancient...

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WOW,! MOUTHWATERING !!!

Wait no i drank wine I kept cigarettes for giving to people

Sometimes I miss hl2rp like a drug addict misses black tar heroin, then I remember that me leaving resulted in me getting a job that gives me money for menial tasks so ultimately good tradeoff but still miss the old days also I smoked cigarettes on telvurr

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I have decided to move on from my childish behavior. I realize now that my incompetence, willing or no, has been somewhat detrimental to the continued enjoyment of this community for others.

the duality of vurr incredibly silly or incredibly violent I actually remember hurling a converted hopper mine over the wall and fucking hitting one of them, of course it did fuck-all damage because it's OTA but it was still hilarious

honestly probably not much different, i don't remember too much stuff in detail now but i'd imagine maybe a couple of structure differences in the organization and, honestly, sticking to like one fucking outpost because Doctor Chad'Vurr-Ahm, Scientist of The Resistance did not need a football...

I actually happened upon them while exploring alone in the mountains, we had some brief altercation which resulted in me re-enacting the signature move set of my favorite Overwatch character, Doomfist. I knocked them out and called rebels over to drag them back with me, I have no clue why but a...

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