Chezburger

Last Activity:: Aug 25, 2019 at 3:16 PM

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Birthday:: April 29

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Chezburger

american idiot, Male, from FUCKING AMERICA

HL2 RP Administrator Premium Member

my avatar is tel'vurr when he walks up behind two unsuspecting civil protection TradeMark Aug 21, 2019 at 7:51 PM

Chezburger was last seen:: Aug 25, 2019 at 3:16 PM

1. A_cRaZeD_hObO™
  *Lowers his Highway Patrolman Aviator II's to look the man in the eyes.*
  "Son. Have you ever set foot in Puerto Rico?"
  
  Aug 23, 2019 at 1:31 AM
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  3. Chezburger
    I look at you, and it strikes you who I am. I am an Administrator at Nebulous.Cloud, one of the most feared punishment dealers in the land.
    
    "Now, officer... It's a glitch on my phone..." I say. My story almost sounds believable, but then you remember it could just be the fear coursing through your veins.
    
    Aug 23, 2019 at 1:34 AM
    
    Tzula gave a nebula to this.
  4. A_cRaZeD_hObO™
    *Almost drops the man's ID, upon discovering he truly is part of the fabled nebulous dot cloud Staff Team.*
    
    "T-that's alright, sir. You have a nice day, now, and don't mind me. Pleasant journey."
    
    *Gets back into his police cruiser- he's in one of the older models, after the cutbacks. Sighs. Looks at picture of his dead wife, stuck up on his dashboard.*
    
    Aug 23, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    
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  5. A_cRaZeD_hObO™
    "..What would she have thought? I'm sorry, Em. I'm not a good cop, not even a beat cop. But I'll find your killer."
    
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,TO BE CONTINUED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    
    Aug 23, 2019 at 8:30 AM
    
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2. D̲e̡a̪͞th
  lore doc was a nice little read
  
  Aug 22, 2019 at 3:01 AM
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3. Neythi
  "Join me."
  
  Aug 22, 2019 at 1:24 AM
4. maxi
  is ur avatar full metal alchemist
  
  Aug 22, 2019 at 1:24 AM
  2. MaXenzie
    no its my hero academia
    
    Aug 22, 2019 at 1:44 AM
5. Chezburger
  my avatar is tel'vurr when he walks up behind two unsuspecting civil protection TradeMark
  
  Aug 21, 2019 at 7:51 PM
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  2. Gaben
    Weak.
    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/232/794/6a8.jpg
    
    Live picture of Engel Haas @GenericPlayer grabbing two CPs up the front and snapping their neck.
    
    Aug 21, 2019 at 9:31 PM
    
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6. Chezburger
  ALEX U WILL PAY 4 THIS
  
  Aug 18, 2019
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7. Chezburger
  I HATE STASILAND!!! THEY TOOK MY OUTLANDS SERVER!!! DEATH TO ROOSEBUD!!! I HATE ROOSEBUD!!! HE IS FAT!!! UGLY!!! THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!
  
  Aug 17, 2019
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  2. Neythi
    "HE IS FAT!!!"
    
    hmmmmm
    
    Aug 17, 2019
    
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  3. DemonElite
    DOWN WITH THE FAT DUTCHMAN
    
    Aug 18, 2019
8. aeromantis
  excuse me sir how does it feel to lead special one
  
  Aug 17, 2019
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  2. Chezburger
    Good
    
    Aug 17, 2019
    
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9. GustavasSve
  https://i.imgur.com/X3AG0Vz.jpg
  
  Aug 16, 2019
  2. Chezburger
    WELL YOU SEE I LIKE HAVING WOMEN AROUND MY VORT
    
    PIMP VORT
    
    EYE CANDY
    
    people like @mert really make telvurr wanna save the human race ;)
    
    Aug 16, 2019
    
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  3. mert
    big hunk norwegian man absolutely dominates and pounds twink vortigaunt
    
    Aug 16, 2019
    
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  4. Chezburger
    ahglah
    
    Aug 16, 2019
    
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10. Chezburger
  New York Times: BLACKQUILL CANT RP, INFORMANT SAYS, "TOO ROBOTIC, LIKE.. AN AI!!!" SOURCES REPORT
  
  Aug 14, 2019
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  2. Rogue Synapse
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzWzZRf1Pu0
    
    Aug 15, 2019
11. GustavasSve
  Fuck you
  
  Aug 14, 2019
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12. Chezburger
  back to the classic
  
  Aug 14, 2019
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  3. Postal
    wow classic?
    
    Aug 14, 2019
  4. Tzula
    https://youtu.be/pRpeEdMmmQ0
    
    Aug 15, 2019
    
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  5. Chezburger
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phoqx-MOXWs
    
    Aug 15, 2019
    
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13. Braňo♥
  If one good thing that came out of the voided sweep is the fact that you cannot do anything rebellious anymore without expecting to get PKed on the spot.
  
  Aug 13, 2019
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  3. Gaben
    Union spys, the end
    
    Aug 13, 2019
    
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  4. Chezburger
    FIFTY FUCKING ALERTS
    
    Aug 13, 2019
    
    ElectricTaco, Nashi, Nov and 3 others found this nebulous.
  5. dallahan
    one more
    
    Aug 13, 2019
    
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14. Chezburger
  all proselytes are required to send in femchar body proportions by tomorrow night or face a blacklist. namaste motherfucker.
  
  Aug 13, 2019
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  3. Hiros
    Can I use this? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=451142486
    
    Aug 13, 2019
    
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  4. Rogue Synapse
    You are an enigma.
    
    Aug 14, 2019
    
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  5. sambo
    the plan to only allow hairless white proselytes was so close to being put into motion
    
    Aug 15, 2019
    
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15. Chezburger
  i cant stop farting
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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16. Chezburger
  OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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  2. epicman682
    OUR FEARFUL TRIP IS DONE
    
    Aug 12, 2019
    
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17. Dingus
  Rock, paper scissors for who ties the citizen :^)
  
  Aug 10, 2019
18. Gaben
  Dude, come on steam
  
  Aug 10, 2019
19. dallahan
  creeper
  
  Aug 10, 2019
20. Gaben
  You home dude?
  
  Aug 10, 2019
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