Chezburger
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    reply if u would eat this with me. i didn't make this food. its a picture online. but i'm just a fat, disgusting, grotesque, gluttonous piece of human filth that likes to fantasize about stuffing my oversized maw with unnecessary calories and nutrients.
    Mute
    Mute
    id try some
    Kafe
    Kafe
    don't invite me it'd be a fight to the death
    boots
    boots
    LOOKS AI
    Step 1: Make hot cocoa
    Step 2: Ejaculate into the hot cocoa
    Step 3: Add marshmallows
    Step 4: Drink the concoction

    You just drank semen. lol!!!
    Kafe
    Kafe
    is store brought okay?
    Achilles
    Achilles
    The Tel'Vurr Special
    I got paid one thousand united states dollars to watch The Dark Knight.
    Chezburger
    Chezburger
    But I would have done it for free. Seeing The Joker Joke all over Gotham and the Batman do manbat things like drink green juice was all the motivation I needed to quit my job and become a cave dwelling recluse that thinks he's in a constant chad mog edit.
    I am walking a lot at the hospital. I got paid to watch Batman Begins while in the lounge. I will be watching The Dark Knight today and hopefully get paid again to watch Fatman and Jonkler.
    when are we updating the forums to have custom music play when you go to someone's profile like it's y2k myspace
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    Cindy
    Cindy
    real and true, i need invisible by duran duran to blast at full volume on my profile
    In our burger joint so bright and merry, Works a guy named Jeremy. He's kind and sweet, always nice, Never caught in a vice.

    Crispy fries, he makes with flair. Juicy burgers, beyond compare. Honest and true, every single day, In Jeremy, trust will never sway.

    He flips and fries with all his might, Making every meal a pure delight. So here's to Jeremy, our shining star, The best employee by far!
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    JUNE 3, 1944
    PRIVATE STU PIDD (PICTURED ABOVE) DROPPING INTO NORMANDY. HE GOT LOST (PROBABLY BECAUSE HE LANDED A DAY EARLY) AND WENT HOME.
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    Kafe
    Kafe
    Damn bravest soldier we ever had, made sure he was the first on those beaches. A hero, that damned heroic idiot he was, never questioned why he stormed the beach alone.
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