Chezburger

Last Activity:: Oct 20, 2019 at 6:33 AM

Joined:: Sep 5, 2017

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Birthday:: April 29

Location:: FUCKING AMERICA

Chezburger

american idiot, Male, from FUCKING AMERICA

HL2 RP Administrator Premium Member

small brain moment: killing Christopher Calzone for shooting my deaf girlfriend. Oct 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM

Chezburger was last seen:: Viewing forum list, Oct 20, 2019 at 6:33 AM

1. Smallfries
  what the fuck is wrong with you
  
  Oct 20, 2019 at 3:22 AM
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  2. Rogue Synapse
    Chez is on at least 5 watchlists
    
    Oct 20, 2019 at 3:33 AM
    
    Smallfries gave a nebula to this.
  3. DemonElite
    *barks*
    
    Oct 20, 2019 at 4:37 AM
2. Toast Lord
  I hate your profile picture.
  
  Send me more in steam.
  
  Oct 20, 2019 at 3:21 AM
3. GenericPlayer
  Cool Chez Fact's:
  
  Oct 19, 2019 at 4:54 PM
  1. ChronosPLAYA and Chezburger gave nebulae to this.
  2. GenericPlayer
    You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
    
    Oct 19, 2019 at 4:55 PM
    
    ChronosPLAYA and Chezburger gave nebulae to this.
  3. Chezburger
    Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Mini. Get yours today while supplies last! 2011.
    
    Oct 19, 2019 at 5:02 PM
    
    ChronosPLAYA and GenericPlayer gave nebulae to this.
4. Wash
  So I come back from a year and a half later and find Chez liking vore, it's like nothing's changed.
  
  Oct 19, 2019 at 3:36 AM
  2. Pyromancer
    SINGAPORE 2 COMFINRMED???
    
    Oct 19, 2019 at 4:27 AM
    
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  3. Wash
    I'll time for it to come out when Half Life 3 releases.
    
    Oct 19, 2019 at 5:14 AM
5. Chezburger
  small brain moment: killing Christopher Calzone for shooting my deaf girlfriend.
  
  Oct 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM
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  2. Chezburger
    BIG BRAIN MOMENT: SELLING HER OFF TO THE ITALIAN BLACK MARKET FOR HER ORGANS FUCK YOU CAITLYN
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 5:43 PM
    
    ChronosPLAYA and Tzula gave nebulae to this.
6. Uranio
  brave a scopare tutte queste troie.
  
  Oct 18, 2019 at 3:12 PM
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7. Chezburger
  so i had some white castle sliders and ate one normally but the next i just shoved the entire thing in my mouth and i admit it was very good
  
  Oct 18, 2019 at 9:01 AM
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  2. PilotBland
    fat fuck, fat american burger eating fuck, fat, fat, fatty fat bald fat
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 9:25 AM
    
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  3. Chezburger
    It was very juicy and tasty although it was hot and scorched my mouth a little bit I decided to soothe the burn by taking a gulp of sugary soda. :)
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 9:35 AM
    
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8. GenericPlayer
  tel'vurr vores a clone of himself
  
  Oct 18, 2019 at 3:43 AM
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  2. Chezburger
    Do not replace the S and MM in Simmer with N and GG, Do Not. Do Not DO NOT DO NOT
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 3:51 AM
    
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  3. GenericPlayer
    why, what does it spell
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 3:52 AM
    
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  4. Chezburger
    [MESSAGE CENSORED BY KING QUILL]
    
    Oct 18, 2019 at 3:52 AM
    
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9. Mute
  What the actual fuck is that profile pic
  
  Oct 17, 2019 at 1:02 PM
  2. Chezburger
    dunno
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 1:09 PM
  3. char
    stop it. get some help.
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 1:17 PM
  4. GenericPlayer
    why are you like this
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 4:07 PM
    
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10. Chezburger
  daily reminder vortigaunts can get health back when they beam enemies as proven by the hl decay bonus mission
  
  Oct 16, 2019 at 2:39 AM
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  3. Snowl
    give over your essence
    @Chicken
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 1:19 PM
  4. Chicken
    Daily reminder that was a gameplay mechanic made to give the player a form of healing because vortigaunts using human first aid kits found in half life hours after entering earth makes no sense, and vortigaunts in literally every other game do not have that kind of ability
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 4:35 PM
  5. Chezburger
    sorry but you are a retard and i will not be accepting that as fact but as opinion of which i will not respect
    
    Oct 17, 2019 at 10:21 PM
    
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11. Husky
  cucked
  
  Oct 15, 2019 at 2:28 PM
12. Chezburger
  cant wait for rdr2 so i can hop in online mode and do what i did in gta 5 for another few years: ride around, explore, and shoot npc's.
  
  Oct 14, 2019 at 5:09 AM
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  3. Chezburger
    Steam
    
    Oct 14, 2019 at 5:12 AM
    
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  4. Chezburger
    cant even run it now so when i get a new comp for christmas I'll be able to run it then + itll be on steam
    
    Oct 14, 2019 at 5:13 AM
    
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  5. Theplahunter
    Well we should play together then when I get it, we can go fishin' together online boah.
    
    Oct 14, 2019 at 5:14 AM
13. Chezburger
  stan smith vs joe swanson
  
  Oct 14, 2019 at 12:23 AM
14. Chezburger
  If I joined nebulous but my username was Daddy, does that mean Blackquill would call me Daddy? Interesting thought.
  
  Oct 13, 2019
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  2. PilotBland
    @Daddy has been removed from the staff team due to attitude related problems.
    
    Oct 13, 2019
    
    Blue Wolf, shia, Whilt and 2 others found this nebulous.
  3. Thood74
    depends if blackquill keeps you around for the joke or if he just changes your username
    
    Oct 13, 2019
15. Tzula
  lmao.
  
  Oct 12, 2019
  2. Chezburger
    Sorry queen but you were too hard to chase, your poontang is the only smell I desire but it's just too far
    
    Oct 12, 2019
    
    Tzula gave a nebula to this.
  3. Blue Wolf
    yo @Blackquill please delete this whole post thnx
    
    Oct 12, 2019
    
    Theplahunter, Postino, Lzom and 7 others found this nebulous.
16. Chezburger
  okay guys im not a virgin anymore
  
  Oct 12, 2019
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  2. Baker
    good for you pal
    
    Oct 12, 2019
    
    Chezburger gave a nebula to this.
  3. Comrade Revan
    body pillows don't count chezburger
    
    Oct 13, 2019
17. Meepy
  UwU
  
  Oct 11, 2019
18. Chezburger
  WHY YES I DO LOVE SHOWING UP TO CLASS WITHOUT KNOWING IT WAS CANCELLED HOW DID YOU KNOW WAS IT MY PUZZLED EXPRESSION? HAHEEHOO!
  
  Oct 10, 2019
  1. Charlie gave a nebula to this.
19. Chezburger
  well, atleast i can say my faction doesn't play with poop..
  
  Oct 9, 2019
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  3. Chezburger
    *squishy*
    
    Oct 9, 2019
  4. 420Alex
    I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
    
    Oct 10, 2019
  5. Hiros
    That's what you think.....haha...ha..hah...
    
    Oct 10, 2019
20. Shadok
  I just want to watch paint dry...
  
  Oct 9, 2019
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