Recent content by Laggzer_RJM

I have recently found out my good friend @Chris .P. Bacon requires penis extensions, he has recently lost it all whilst fighting the Russians in Stalingrad, as winter approaches he must acquire a new penis with everything included. Help me brothers, we must get him to at least 5 inches before...

I know what you are all saying, but I must make it clear I'm not gay and don't need therapy. I have ascended the mortal plain after not nutting for over 1000 days, you mere mortals underestimate my power. I can use my dick to bring back the dead and more. I shall free the slaves from Egypt and...

Want to have my nut pet? I can't keep him anymore and don't want to send him to get put down.

Personally I think that nut, in itself is not bad. Its probably tasty and tastes good to swallow but like isn't having the nut meet with the egg and having that form into a child like just a nut child. For me I think that its like keeping your nut as a pet. What do you guys think I would to...

Back from my no fap adventure. :)

Parkinsons disease? Nah, I'm a gamer, my hand is just lagging

I'm back. It ain't no april fools joke either.

Hello?