Laggzer_RJM
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I have recently found out my good friend @Chris .P. Bacon requires penis extensions, he has recently lost it all whilst fighting the Russians in Stalingrad, as winter approaches he must acquire a new penis with everything included.
Help me brothers, we must get him to at least 5 inches before he goes back home to the fatherland and greets his awaiting wife who has only cheated on him with 20 different men which I must say is dedication to keeping the marriage proudly German.
I myself am donating 1 inch and we must all do the same so we must eventually get him to 15 inches to match that of the infamous "Vlad the Impaler" the right had man of Stalin himself and his lover too. Help me friends do it as the fatherland requires you and you will be remembered in history.
Let us all do this pro-gamer move.
Help me brothers, we must get him to at least 5 inches before he goes back home to the fatherland and greets his awaiting wife who has only cheated on him with 20 different men which I must say is dedication to keeping the marriage proudly German.
I myself am donating 1 inch and we must all do the same so we must eventually get him to 15 inches to match that of the infamous "Vlad the Impaler" the right had man of Stalin himself and his lover too. Help me friends do it as the fatherland requires you and you will be remembered in history.
Let us all do this pro-gamer move.
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