"guys what do you mean gbombs is broken, there's no backdoors" - paris of troy before greek soldiers emerged from the trojan horse, 1140 bc
"this is so going on the meme thread" - cpt. edward john smith while the titanic slowly floats to a watery grave, 1912
"chill out man you have to get ooc consent to do that" - chiang kai-shek shortly after the rape of nanking
"spies must be authorized with a valid application" - hillary clinton after 2016 presidential election
