Recent content by Moo Moo.

To anyone that remembers me, missed me, doesn't know me, or just plain doesn't give a shit. Hello again. Welcome to City 17. I am your cheeseburger.

You saying I don't want that?.. Well!.. You can eat the fattest part that is my ass, between two buns with a side of fries!

That's what you think. Typical humans... you just don't GET us.

I was required to when I came to your country. We're really all immigrants, and I'm sure you don't speak Indian. At least THEY treat us with the respect we deserve. And there's an elder system there.

A real cow doesn't make cheap puns on their own language... you should learn to represent us in a better light, young ones...

Uh!? Excuse me!? I've been a cow far before you, impostor! I've cow'd my way to the top in these parts! I've been a cow since LEMON PUNCH! I've killed an entire server as a cow admin! COW POWER!

What the-... HOW MANY HAVE YOU LET IN!? I am the one who grazes! Not them!?

What's this crap? I leave, and you've already replaced me with this... this... OTHER COW!?... <sniff>... I-I thought we were friends, you guys...

Very true.. that dumbass "Street Sweeper" fiasco -- Politicians scared of a name. Scared enough to make it a 'Destructive Device' even though a Mossberg 500 could do more damage. At least we can buy the "Ladies Home Companion" in .45-70. Pff.

Except for the fact is wears out fast.. is clunky, had a massive recall because of a huge safety malfunction leading to accidental discharges and the function of the gun is questionable at best. :s

My reply to the this thread for favorite weapon.... all of the 32 guns that I currently own. They're all my babies and I have no favorites.

Dr. Pepper soundboard..?