Wash
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Wash

Nucleus, Male, from Seattle, WA

Alex Jones removed off Youtube and Facebook is the best Birthday present I got. Aug 6, 2018

Wash was last seen:
Aug 15, 2018 at 6:25 PM
    1. Wash
      Wash
      Alex Jones removed off Youtube and Facebook is the best Birthday present I got.
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      3. ϟWhiskeyϟ
        ϟWhiskeyϟ
        I mean.....
        Aug 6, 2018
      4. Wanted
        Wanted
        If people take a man like alex jones seriously they are just as retarded as him.
        Aug 16, 2018 at 3:09 PM
      5. ϟWhiskeyϟ
        ϟWhiskeyϟ
        I mean...Wake up Wanted, The NWO is putting freaking chemicals in the water that's turning the freaking frogs gay!
        Aug 16, 2018 at 3:55 PM
    2. Wash
      Wash
      Happy birthday to me, I guess...Back to hide until next year.
      1. ϟWhiskeyϟ and PenguinXD gave nebulae to this.
    3. Wash
      Wash
      Happy year of me somehow being here.
    4. Wash
      Wash
      Should I return...? *Turns head to my Amazon Dot* ALEXA, FLIP A COIN!
    5. Wash
    6. Wash
      Wash
      Got my diploma, now I can leave school and never come back.
    7. Wash
      Wash
      I am finally de-facto done with school, still have to make sure I got all my bloody credits and asterisks dealt with, though.
      1. viomi gave a nebula to this.
      2. Kafe
        Kafe
        congrats on your new found freedom
        Jun 4, 2018
      3. Wash
        Wash
        Only in homeschool can you complete your exams at 1:40 AM.
        Jun 4, 2018
      4. viomi
        viomi
        i am so jealous
        Jun 4, 2018
        Tzula and Wash gave nebulae to this.
    8. Wash
      Wash
    9. Rat the Dentist
      Rat the Dentist
      I think he staged the quit for nebulae let's ask one of our neb farming experts
      1. TommyGman, Tzula and Wash gave nebulae to this.
    10. Wash
      Wash
      I'm coming back, cause fuck my life.
      1. TommyGman
        TommyGman
        that was quick
        May 16, 2018
        kek gave a nebula to this.
      2. kek
        kek
        grand total of 25 days gone! enjoy your return
        May 16, 2018
        TommyGman gave a nebula to this.
      3. ConstantDisplay
        ConstantDisplay
        why aren't goodbye threads banned yet lmao
        of all the goodbye threads ive seen recently 90% of the people are still active on the forums anyway
        May 16, 2018
        TommyGman and kek gave nebulae to this.
    11. Wash
      Wash
      I call this server quits, and leave my store to Sean McIntosh, and what does he do? Goes and gets entangled with the OAT squad...Oh well.
      1. Goatson
        Goatson
        You
        can
        never
        leave
        May 15, 2018
        Wash gave a nebula to this.
    12. CloudBucket
      1. Wash
        Wash
        Bodacious
        May 9, 2018
    13. SleepyMode
      SleepyMode
      A shame to see you go, truly.
    14. Wash
      Wash
      I got bored so I decided to turn on the Aesthetic. I'm blind now.
      1. Josh gave a nebula to this.
    15. Wash
      Wash
      Beyond still opting to take care of my store on-server when need be and I do plan on it, I'll be stopping my activity on here indefinitely.
      1. alex
        alex
        Why not just give someone else the chance to run a store?
        Apr 22, 2018
      2. Wash
        Wash
        Because I still plan on managing the store full-time, beyond that I'm staying away from all this, it's a sole focus now.
        Apr 22, 2018
    16. Wash
    17. Wash
      Wash
      I read a LotR Fanfiction where Bilbo was smoking from a bong, giving Frodo a turn with it, he wouldn't give it back so Bilbo murdered him.
      1. Tzula
        Tzula
        Nebulous...
        Apr 17, 2018
    18. Wash
      Wash
      Message 1,337.....L33T M8
    19. Wash
      Wash
      i'am a stepid boi, my roflcopter haz gone soisoisoi, nd i use stonez for workouts, 2 STONEZ
      1. Wash
        Wash
        Help me...
        Apr 13, 2018
      2. Sky Slig
        Sky Slig
        roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflro
        Apr 13, 2018
    20. Wash
      Wash
      Back in February, I took a trip to Disneyland...Had a run-in with Boba Fett staring at me in the empty Star Wars lego pile at Tomorrowland.
      1. Rat the Dentist
        Rat the Dentist
        You must've looked really out of place...
        Apr 13, 2018
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    I'd tell you about myself but I dont even know who I am, so here have a Wookiepedia article on Jar Jar Binks.

    Jar Jar Binks was a Gungan male military commander and politician who played a key role in the Invasion of Naboo and the Clone Wars that culminated in the fall of the Galactic Republic and the rise of the Galactic Empire. Once an outcast from Gungan society due to his clumsy behavior, he regained favor with his people by helping secure an alliance between the Gungan boss Rugor Nass and Queen Padmé Amidala of Naboo, an alliance vital in ending the Trade Federation's invasion of their shared homeworld. In the years that followed, Binks became a Junior Representative for his people in the Galactic Senate, serving alongside Amidala once she became the planet's senator.

    Ten years after the Naboo Crisis, growing tensions between the Galactic Republicand the Confederacy of Independent Systems threatened an outbreak of full-scale galactic war. In the absence of Senator Amidala, whose life was under threat by Separatist assassins, Binks was convinced by Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine to propose that the chancellor receive emergency executive powers to raise a Grand Army of the Republic. The proposal was a success, leading to the outbreak of the Clone Wars, during which time Binks participated in a number of diplomatic missions for the Galactic Senate.

    The emergency powers Binks proposed were ultimately used by the chancellor, secretly the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, to amass total power and transform the Republic into the Empire. In the years that followed, Binks became an outcast on Naboo, due to his role in the rise of the Empire. By the time of the Battle of Jakku, Binks was a street performer in the capital city of Theed, where he was scorned by adults but beloved by the children who came to watch his antics.

    Boss Nass banished Jar Jar Binks from his home of Otoh Gunga, an underwater city that lay beneath the Mid Rim planet of Naboo's Lake Paonga, for crashing his personal heyblibber submarine. During the time of the Trade Federation's invasion of Naboo, Binks was out foraging for food when he stumbled across OOM-9's invasion force. Panicking, he bumped into the Jedi Master Qui Gon Jinn, an ambassador who had been sent to resolve the crisis between the Naboo and the Federation. Jinn saved the Gungan from being run over by a passing Multi Troop Transport. As a result of this life-saving act, Binks believed that he owed Jinn a life debt and insisted on following Jinn, much to the Jedi's annoyance. Both Jinn and his apprentice, Obi-Wan Kenobi, needed to contact Queen Padmé Amidala in the capital Theed, but had no way of reaching her. Despite fearing for his life, Binks reluctantly agreed to take them there.

    Upon reaching Otah Gunga, Binks was arrested by his old friend Tarpals and brought before Boss Nass, the city's ruler. Since he had unlawfully returned to his home city, Binks faced punishment. However, Master Qui-Gon, who needed a guide to take them to Naboo's capital Theed, convinced Boss Nass to commute Bink's punishment; stating that the Gungan owed him a "life debt." Nass reluctantly complied and provided them with a bongo submarine to travel through the planet's watery planetary core. After two narrow escapades with an Opee sea killer and a Colo claw fish, Binks and his companions managed to reach Theed only to discover that the city had already been occupied by Trade Federation forces.

    After Master Qui-Gon and his Padawan Kenobi managed to free Queen Amidala and several of her entourage, Binks and his companions fled aboard a Naboo Royal Starship. Despite escaping the Trade Federation's naval blockade, the Royal Starship sustained damage to its hyperdrive; forcing them to land on the desert planet of Tatooine. This marked Binks' first trip offworld. Later, Binks joined the two Jedi and Amidala when they disembarked from the cruiser to visit Mos Espato obtain spareparts. They tried to buy the spareparts from a Toydarian dealer named Watto but ran into an unexpected problem when Watto refused to accept their Republic Credits.

    While returning back to their starship, Binks was accosted by a local Dug podracer named Sebulba; who was angered when Binks accidentally ruined his meal by spitting out the leg of a Gorg rather than pay for it. A local human boy named Anakin Skywalker defended Binks and offered the Gungan and his companions shelter at his family home; where he lived with his mother Shmi and his protocol droid C-3PO. Binks and his companions learnt that Anakin and his mother were slaves and that the boy wanted to compete in the upcoming Bonta Eve podracing event.

    Later, Master Qui-Gon made a bargain with Watto to sell him the spareparts and free Anakin if the boy won the Boonta Eve race; Qui-Gon had also discovered that Anakin was Force-sensitive and decided to train him as a Jedi. Despite a challenging race, Anakin won the Boonta event and Watto reluctantly supplied the spareparts and freed Anakin. Bink's trip to Tatooine marked his first time offworld and his first encounter with Skywalker. After making the necessary repairs to Queen Amidala's starship, Binks and his traveling companions traveled to the galactic capital Coruscant. Following a failed attempt to get the Galactic Senate to end the suffering of her people, Amidala turned to Binks; who revealed that the Gungans had a Grand Army.

    Armed with this information, Queen Amidala and her Jedi protectors traveled back to Naboo. Binks visited Otoh Gunga only to discover that his people had evacuated to a Sacred Place. After leading them there, Queen Amidala convinced the Gungans to put aside their difference and join forces with the Naboo to oust the Trade Federation's droid army. Boss Nass agreed and subsequently promoted Binks to the position of Bombad General. During the Battle of Naboo, General Binks led the Gungan Grand Army against the Federation's droid army at the Great Grass Plains. The droid army overwhelmed the Bink's forces and forced them to surrender. However, defeat was snatched from the jaws of victory when Skywalker destroyed the Droid Control Ship orbiting Naboo; disabling the Federation's droid forces on Naboo.

    Ten years after the Naboo crisis, Jar Jar Binks had ascended to the position of Representative in the Naboo delegation to the Galactic Senate. He rose to prominence after the-now Senator Padmé Amidala was forced to go into hiding after a series of assassination attempts on Coruscant. At the request of Amidala, Representative Binks agreed to stand in for her in the Senate. In her absence, however, Binks was easily manipulated by more experienced politicians, and as they preyed on his innocence, they convinced him that the creation of a Grand Army of the Republic was a course of action that Amidala would have taken. In fact, the creation of an army was exactly what Amidala had been fighting against. Feeling that it was his duty to act in her stead, he suggested that the Senate give the-now Supreme Chancellor Palpatine the emergency powers required to create the Grand Army of the Republic. The motion passed, and soon afterwards, with the Battle of Geonosis, the Clone Wars began.

    During the last days of the Galactic Republic, Jar Jar Binks continued to serve as the Gungan Representative on the Naboo delegation. He was alive during the time that the Galactic Republic was transformed by Chancellor Palpatine into the first Galactic Empire. Following the death of his colleague and close friend Senator Amidala, Binks was among the chief mourners attending her funeral, along with Boss Nass.
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