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I'm with Ond on this, you're going to be absolutely miserable if it's not something you really, really wanna do. Like do you really wanna get hit by some Bahraini DI for them to cover your bills for a bit?
 
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I'm with Ond on this, you're going to be absolutely miserable if it's not something you really, really wanna do. Like do you really wanna get hit by some Bahraini DI for them to cover your bills for a bit?
A broke university student is on the horizon so it really doesn’t sound like all that bad of a deal. All I have to do for national guard is just sit at a few bases for 6 hours a day and possibly shove away a few teenagers who want to be hezbollah wannabes. That’s literally what was described to me from a few people I know who are in that branch. Possibly a few drug busts from speed boats coming here with hash but that’s it. I don’t get deployed abroad to like yemen or anything.
 

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A broke university student is on the horizon so it really doesn’t sound like all that bad of a deal. All I have to do for national guard is just sit at a few bases for 6 hours a day and possibly shove away a few teenagers who want to be hezbollah wannabes. That’s literally what was described to me from a few people I know who are in that branch. Possibly a few drug busts from speed boats coming here with hash but that’s it. I don’t get deployed abroad to like yemen or anything.
Being on garrison is worse than being the field because of the fuckery, boredom and the fobbits

If you don't like being bossed around, REALLY physical work and people who are tired of their job don't go in. You'll be miserable for the entire duration of your stay and people won't enjoy your company because of it.
 

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Being on garrison is worse than being the field because of the fuckery, boredom and the fobbits

If you don't like being bossed around, REALLY physical work and people who are tired of their job don't go in. You'll be miserable for the entire duration of your stay and people won't enjoy your company because of it.

What Kind of fuckery? Like just general idiotic shit or like mishaps
 

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What Kind of fuckery? Like just general idiotic shit or like mishaps
NCOs and COs being bored/upset at their miserable lives which means they'll find stupid or boring shit for you to do so they feel better. Either that or you get smoked for tiny fucking things that don't matter
 

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NCOs and COs being bored/upset at their miserable lives which means they'll find stupid or boring shit for you to do so they feel better. Either that or you get smoked for tiny fucking things that don't matter
Ok yeah I’d probably lose my shit and get booted
 

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NCOs and COs being bored/upset at their miserable lives which means they'll find stupid or boring shit for you to do so they feel better. Either that or you get smoked for tiny fucking things that don't matter

don't forget all the alcohol, drugs, thots, obnoxious assholes you have to put up with for 24 hours straight , possibly someone getting launched out of the 2nd story window into the bushes. the dumb shit that happens for the first few months for dweebs straight out of boot that you put up with when working barracks duty.

then there's the fresh out of college officers who think they're hot shit
 
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Ok yeah I’d probably lose my shit and get booted
You wouldn't lose your shit because they'll make sure you won't hahaha

You won't punch any DI's if you think you're a tough guy going in, just letting you know
 

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they drill complacency into you, dw they'll have you saying "yes sir/no sir" in no time

if you can't handle a loud ass DI, or a miserably bitchy CO you can't handle armed conflict
The training part I think I’ll be fine in, the CO’s being dicks maybe nkt
 

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The training part I think I’ll be fine in, the CO’s being dicks maybe nkt
The COs will be nice because they're so blissfully unaware that they might as well not be there

The NCOs are the bastards
 

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The COs will be nice because they're so blissfully unaware that they might as well not be there

The NCOs are the bastards

revenge for all shit we had to deal with during duty.

at least for SNCOs kekw