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Hi everyone, I just want to make a post with some really terrible news. I'm not sure if this has been discussed on the Discord server or I'm the first one to be breaking the news to everyone.

Today I was driving home and passed the CoCo Waterpark in Massachusetts, traffic was bad as usual but I was surprised when I saw a familiar face. I saw Ster leave the waterpark with a towel around his shoulders talking to a small child, I was awe-struck when I realized it was my favorite Minecraft streamer, Jerma985. I pulled over to the side of the road to get my phone out and take a quick picture of the pair when suddenly a car came out of nowhere and struck both of them. This car must have been going at least 70 mph and sent both of them flying, Jerma, of course, a little farther because you know. I didn't get a good look but I'm assuming they both died instantly from fall damage. Screams echoed throughout the area as the car skidded to a halt maybe 200ft away, then the driver exited his vehicle to inspect the bodies. I was just close enough to hear the driver begin mumbling something about Army of Two and how his roommates would mess with his dvd collection or something. The man then sprinted over to my car and threw himself onto my windshield and attempted to sell me a t-shirt before getting back into his car and peeling out.

I stayed to give the police my witness report as the bodies were taken away in clown cars. I gave the police the only photo I took of the driver before he escaped. The silver lining in this is that the police told me the salt content in Ster's body will be enough to keep the road where he died de-iced for multiple winters.
 
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Isuckatgaming said:
Hi everyone, I just want to make a post with some really terrible news. I'm not sure if this has been discussed on the Discord server or I'm the first one to be breaking the news to everyone.

Today I was driving home and passed the CoCo Waterpark in Massachusetts, traffic was bad as usual but I was surprised when I saw a familiar face. I saw Ster leave the waterpark with a towel around his shoulders talking to a small child, I was awe-struck when I realized it was my favorite Minecraft streamer, Jerma985. I pulled over to the side of the road to get my phone out and take a quick picture of the pair when suddenly a car came out of nowhere and struck both of them. This car must have been going at least 70 mph and sent both of them flying, Jerma, of course, a little farther because you know. I didn't get a good look but I'm assuming they both died instantly from fall damage. Screams echoed throughout the area as the car skidded to a halt maybe 200ft away, then the driver exited his vehicle to inspect the bodies. I was just close enough to hear the driver begin mumbling something about Army of Two and how his roommates would mess with his dvd collection or something. The man then sprinted over to my car and threw himself onto my windshield and attempted to sell me a t-shirt before getting back into his car and peeling out.

I stayed to give the police my witness report as the bodies were taken away in clown cars. I gave the police the only photo I took of the driver before he escaped. The silver lining in this is that the police told me the salt content in Ster's body will be enough to keep the road where he died de-iced for multiple winters.
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Isuckatgaming said:
Hi everyone, I just want to make a post with some really terrible news. I'm not sure if this has been discussed on the Discord server or I'm the first one to be breaking the news to everyone.

Today I was driving home and passed the CoCo Waterpark in Massachusetts, traffic was bad as usual but I was surprised when I saw a familiar face. I saw Ster leave the waterpark with a towel around his shoulders talking to a small child, I was awe-struck when I realized it was my favorite Minecraft streamer, Jerma985. I pulled over to the side of the road to get my phone out and take a quick picture of the pair when suddenly a car came out of nowhere and struck both of them. This car must have been going at least 70 mph and sent both of them flying, Jerma, of course, a little farther because you know. I didn't get a good look but I'm assuming they both died instantly from fall damage. Screams echoed throughout the area as the car skidded to a halt maybe 200ft away, then the driver exited his vehicle to inspect the bodies. I was just close enough to hear the driver begin mumbling something about Army of Two and how his roommates would mess with his dvd collection or something. The man then sprinted over to my car and threw himself onto my windshield and attempted to sell me a t-shirt before getting back into his car and peeling out.

I stayed to give the police my witness report as the bodies were taken away in clown cars. I gave the police the only photo I took of the driver before he escaped. The silver lining in this is that the police told me the salt content in Ster's body will be enough to keep the road where he died de-iced for multiple winters.
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Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
 
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