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Isuckatgaming
Last Activity:
Feb 17, 2017 at 10:12 PM
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Messages:
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Nebulae:
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Gender:
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Birthday:
Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
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Location:
Denmark
Occupation:
Student and part time idiot

Isuckatgaming

Here's a little lesson in trickery..., Male, 17, from Denmark

You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku Feb 13, 2017

Isuckatgaming was last seen:
Feb 17, 2017
    1. MaXenzie
      MaXenzie
      5d away...

      Don't leave...
    2. Zarail
      Zarail
      what type of program do you use to have so many nebs ._.
    3. Fred
    4. Wanted
      Wanted
      Remove kebab
    5. Shadow Flex
      Shadow Flex
      Isuckatsaing
    6. vamure
      vamure
      the movie didnt do Grievous justice in clone wars he smashed obi and anakin constantly
      1. Redneck, Oxy[Morons], Ethereal Guy and 1 other person gave nebulae to this.
    7. Ethereal Guy
      Ethereal Guy
      This'll go down in history.
      1. Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
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      3. Ethereal Guy
        Ethereal Guy
        Wow, Sucks that I'm here, call me positivity incarnate.
        Feb 13, 2017
      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        [autistic grumping]
        Feb 13, 2017
        Ethereal Guy gave a nebula to this.
      5. Surrator
        Surrator
        OLDIE
        Feb 13, 2017
    8. Nicrobe
      Nicrobe
      All these lightsabers!... Where do I hold them!?
      1. Rengar and Isuckatgaming gave nebulae to this.
      2. Isuckatgaming
    9. Expax
      Expax
      LMfao you rate me funny but what you dont know is that im the highest rank in kendo and ive trained for 6 years, i can cut your head right off scrub, come at me kiddo, you're gonna regret rating me funny now. im gonna end ur miserable life in one slice of my katana kiddo. you're fucked.
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      3. Expax
        Expax
        you think its a copy pasta but I wrote it just now kiddo. yeah thats right, I can write.
        Feb 13, 2017
      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        ik you wrote it but it's prime pasta material
        Feb 13, 2017
      5. Nicrobe
        Nicrobe
        I can use the teacup pretty well.
        Feb 13, 2017
    10. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku
      1. Oxy[Morons] gave a nebula to this.
    11. STUCK IN A CAKE
      STUCK IN A CAKE
      I suck at resigning
      1. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        STUCK IN A CANCER

        XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
        Feb 13, 2017
        Stalker and STUCK IN A CAKE gave nebulae to this.
    12. Dreamer
      Dreamer
      now u get to ironically meme as a previous SA welcome to the other side babyyyy
      1. Oxy[Morons], daBidoofinator and Isuckatgaming gave nebulae to this.
      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        ironically being an sa so i can ironically meme as an ex-sa yes
        Feb 12, 2017
        Oxy[Morons] and Dreamer gave nebulae to this.
      3. Dreamer
        Dreamer
        "it was better when i was around even though i was here the whole time and everything's exactly the same but worse"
        Feb 12, 2017
        Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
    13. Chop
      Chop
      hella rest in peace my man.
      1. Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
    14. Plankster
      Plankster
      about time heheheheheheheheheh
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      2. Plankster
        Plankster
        but seriously
        who is going to open the glitched doors now? :(
        Feb 12, 2017
      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        (((cwu)))
        Feb 12, 2017
        Dreamer and Plankster gave nebulae to this.
      4. Plankster
        Plankster
        CwU what's this
        Feb 12, 2017
    15. 2.3.5.42
      2.3.5.42
      o7

      demoted for nebulae farming
      1. Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        the system is corrupt i tell you
        Feb 12, 2017
        2.3.5.42 gave a nebula to this.
      3. 2.3.5.42
        2.3.5.42
        rogue sa man leaks secrets before and after demote!!!!
        Feb 12, 2017
        Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
    16. Peter Green
      Peter Green
      Welcome to the retirement home
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Feb 12, 2017
      4. Sir Goatson
        Sir Goatson
        :steamsad:
        Feb 12, 2017
      5. Peter Green
        Peter Green
        We need to return someday.

        And create a resistance group called "The Retirement home". We just chill and smoke weed with vortigaunts. @TheDeadlyHaze @harry
        Feb 12, 2017
        +NOMAD+WARRIOR+ gave a nebula to this.
    17. Stalker
      Stalker
      <:0
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Feb 12, 2017
        Stalker gave a nebula to this.
    18. Hoblit
      Hoblit
      you what...
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Feb 12, 2017
        Hoblit gave a nebula to this.
      4. Hoblit
        Hoblit
        x(
        Feb 12, 2017
        Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
      5. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        :steamsad:
        Feb 12, 2017
        Hoblit gave a nebula to this.
    19. shibe
      shibe
      goodbye my viking
      1. Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        goodbye my p
        Feb 12, 2017
        shibe gave a nebula to this.
    20. TinPan Warrior
      TinPan Warrior
      RIP. An Hero down
      1. Isuckatgaming gave a nebula to this.
      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        man down, man down
        Feb 12, 2017
        TinPan Warrior gave a nebula to this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
    Home Page:
    http://everyonegetinhere.com/
    Location:
    Denmark
    Occupation:
    Student and part time idiot
    me in the future with children Turns stereo on "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Oh no Blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head." "DAD! TURN THAT OFF! I"M TRYING TO READ!" "YOU JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND THE ANGER THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY!" *shoves head in pillow and cry about past regrets "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head, oh no Pedagogue grab the microphone, ease up" "Dad they're just a bunch of edgy dudes trying to act tough a-" *turns off stereo "Excuse me??! Clearly your idiotic childish mind cannot comprehend complex ideas and messages. Any entry-level music consumer with half a brain could see that they're clearly operating under irony; the extreme nature of their lyrics and public image is meant to subvert our expectations of how commercial hip hop should sound. You ignorant dirt child. I am ashamed to call you my offspring. Go to your room at once." kid goes upstairs turns on Punk Weight "'Cause I'm too high, too high Feel like I'm never ever Gonna come down Scale richtor punk weight Of dis sound!!!" meanwhile upstairs kid goes on computer"Well, better see what's going down on social media!" sees fashion posts "Wow, this is some interesting stuff!" . . . a few years later... kid is now grown up, and an aspiring fashion designer/model, premiering new design * *its literally just an old shirt with blue paint all over his body "Hey folks, how are y'all? This style is rocking the nation in 2050! In fashion catalogs! I thought fashion was dead, then I came up with this! I started putting on old, cheap clothes…what happened text shocked me! How to lookin wylin like Beyonce (old people joke) on the budget of Mac Demarco (dad rock joke)! I’m a liberal arts major who just graduated college, what job I didn’t find next probably didn’t shock you. I’m a liberal arts major who gets mad at my parents for telling me I should have gone into something more practical, what my parents say might strike you as reasonable! 28 ways you shock your parents, you won’t believe how true number 6 is (it’s about me choosing to get an associates degree in Meat Fabric Studies (the hot new liberal arts major.)) How to impress your parents in the 21st century by keeping a part time job for more than a week!" A few years later, and the kid is now an acclaimed fashion designer accepting a reward "Thank you everyone for your support. I'd like to thank my dad for being unkind and destructive towards me. Without his influence, my tortured soul would never have become a fashion desginer! In fact, I'm also here to announce the launch of my new fashion line! applause And now, a performance by one of my dad's favorite artists, Primus!" Primus ges on stage "HEY!!" Tommy the Cat starts playing "SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN BY ME SAY BABY DO YOU WANNA LAY DOWN BY M-" a coke from the audience hits Les Claypool in the head "OW! Now which one of you threw that coke at me?" Les Claypool immediately finds who hurt him and throws a 200mph fastcoke at their head "OW!" dies Now where were we, my dudes? Unfortunately for Claypool. That blow to the head did enough damage to deteriorate his health. This next segment is a documentary about Les Claypool’s best friend, former Nsync founder Chris Kirkpatrick. Chris approaches camera "Les, buddy…how are you doing? It’s me, your buddy Chris Kirkpatrick…you can come out from under the bed…" Les Claypool emerges from under the bed "I only have 3 months to live....." Chris: "AAAAHHHHHHH" At this point, the camera shakes and cuts off. satellite connection becomes fuzzy after a few seconds the satellite picks up the documentary channel, where we see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Mark Wahlberg standing side by side "I’m Dwayne Johnson, and this is my best friend, lover, soulmate Mark. We met at a cheeseburger social for uneducated youths in the Pittsburgh area. We shook hands, talked some small talk…then fireworks happen. We hung out at the condo I used to live in on third street. It started out as any other night, then he complained about a small rash on his behind. This lead to me cleaning the rim of his asshole with the tip of my tongue. It took 2 hours to get that thing clean enough for me to eat out of. Which, I did. I sprayed Cheez Kool (I couldn’t afford Cheez Wiz because of my expensive condo) inside his colon and sucked the chocolate cheesecake out. Over that long (but it felt so short!) summer, we experimented so much. I gutted his taint hair completely off using but only my bottom teeth and my sheer swallowing power. He sucked the cum out of my penis so hard that the skin of my scrotum collapsed and conformed to the exact shape of my testicles. I felt like a craisin in the sun and had to refrain from sexual activities or urinating for three days. During that period of time, I shoved a cherry pepper in his ass and left it there for a week to ferment. Then, I used this newly Mark fermented pickled pepper in my chef salad.

    We did plenty more…from urethra insertion to drunk blumpkins. But he had to return to his hometown of Santa Fe…and I vowed to always remember him. I’ll never forget the summer of ‘69.....

    Hi, Hambone Henry here with Men Who Hate Meat, also known as The MWHM association for wayward divorcees! Hate meat? Hate your ex wife? Well, come on down to the giant chicken leg shaped building on 183 and Research B-

    The man behind the steering wheel shuts off the radio.

    “Aw man, screw the MWHM. I don’t need them anymore.” Dwayne Johnson smiles gleefully, looking out the windowEspecially since you’re back in town, Mark. This sphinck sphinck needs a good spring cleaning…and since you’re here….it’s April, baby. Where shall we meet?" Mark: "I’m actually at the farmers market right now, Dirty Dumpling…pickin up some cucumbers for my long delayed rocktal (rock’s rectal) dive. How about you meat, hehe…meet me here?" Dwayne: "Sounds good! Love you, my septic sweetie!" Mark: "yeah, yeah…you too." Mark turns around to ask a produce farmer a questionMark: "Hey, you guys got more of those jumbo size cukes you were selling last week?"

    Farmer: “Actually, my son is at our farm across the street…let me call him for ya real fast.” he pulls out his phone "Mike, could you grab more of those extra large cucumbers while you’re there? Oh, just some beefcake. I think he’s going to be using them for anal play. Well, fuck Mike! I don’t care how they use them…if we give away our sweet vegetables that help with angina…and get the money in our hands I don’t care what hole are vaginas end up in. Maybe if you weren’t such a bigot, we’d be making a little more do-"

    “Alright, alright alright! I’ll do it dad!”

    His son, Ron, slams down the phone

    (5 minutes later…Ron walks back to the farm.) "Hotter than that sweet twink uh-hot chick I screwed last week. Good grief. I can’t breathe in these clothes." Ron takes all of his clothing off, including his undergarments "Fudge it… it’s rural california. nobody is going to give a shi-oO about cussed-crap about me being naked. This gay hunk back at the farmers market will get a free show anyways…maybe he’ll take me home and rearrange my intestines for m- son of a bitch, Ron FUCK! Goddamn it I swore! This is how it’s going, huh? This is how it’s fucking going. I was a gotdamn Christian super straight porn star and now both of my cocksucki-pussy lickin holes need to be cleaned out with SOAP! I wasn’t raised to be a gay cusser!!! And to THINK! TO THINK!!! THAT I USED TO BE A-"

    A car slams into Ron, decapitating him right on impact. A figure, panicked, jumps out of the car

    Dwayne: "Lord have mercy….. those were the cucumbers I was going to buy!" SLAM!

    R. L Stine, at a book signing somewhere, closes his copy of his new book that he was reading an excerpt of "Well, guess what, you dirty bottom-feeders? That’s the only fucking sneak peak you get. You guys make my old white ass travel all over The United States to give you JUST THE TIP of the beautifully massive hard member that is my goddamn masterpieces of books, and you guys don’t even give me a fucking nickel. I’m done shaking your hands. I’m done ear fucking you with my milky voice. I’m done signing your boo-somebody pushing a book towards him and he slams it down no fuck you stop it let my finish my goddamn sentence i’m done signing your fucking books. Get your copy of Two Powerbottoms Give California The Enema It Won’t Forget now and get out of my fucking face before I go ham on your asses." RL Stine stands up and walks away

    AND DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING TO THE RED LOBSTER ON BURNET ROAD I’M farts fuck I’M DINING THERE PRIVATELY! Rented out the whole place for me and my son IT WILL BE VERY ENJOYABLE!"