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Isuckatgaming
Last Activity:
Jun 22, 2017 at 11:57 PM
Joined:
Apr 26, 2016
Messages:
3,442
Nebulae:
8,664
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Gender:
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Birthday:
Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
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Location:
Denmark
Occupation:
Student and part time idiot

Isuckatgaming

Here's a little lesson in trickery..., Male, 17, from Denmark

Well isn't it sad? This woman is mad. Now there's danger on the dance floor! Jun 22, 2017 at 9:20 PM

Isuckatgaming was last seen:
Jun 22, 2017 at 11:57 PM
    1. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Well isn't it sad? This woman is mad. Now there's danger on the dance floor!
    2. shibe
      shibe
      traps are gay
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        Jun 22, 2017 at 7:55 PM
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    3. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER I passed the exam. Finally it's oficially Summer break
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    4. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Exams in 25 minutes boys. For once I'm not as nervous as I normally am
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        ''Brilliant but lazy wins again'' is my motto at this point
        Jun 22, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        anyways got 5 mins until exam see you in 30 mins xx
        Jun 22, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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      4. gExile
        gExile
        good luck xx
        Jun 22, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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    5. Wheatley
      Wheatley
      Don't mind me, just ploughing the nebulae fields
      1. Isuckatgaming
        Jun 21, 2017 at 8:31 PM
    6. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Small break from Fisherman and over to Nobunaga
    7. Powley
      Powley
      I like you, dude
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        I like you too my dude xx
        Jun 21, 2017 at 7:27 PM
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      3. Powley
        Powley
        thanks hun x
        Jun 21, 2017 at 7:28 PM
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    8. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Stacked against all odds, I got a good grade on my exam
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      2. MaXenzie
        MaXenzie
        Imma flop my Additional Math
        Jun 20, 2017 at 3:10 PM
    9. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Exam in 3 hours, sweating enough to fill a swimming pool
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      2. shibe
        shibe
        me too man, already fucked up some tests
        if i fail geography now its off to another year
        fuuuuck
        Jun 20, 2017 at 11:22 AM
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    10. Wanted
      Wanted
      Notch said ''Let there be diamons on the sunrise'' And the next day diamonds started falling from the sky.
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    11. Plankster
      Plankster
      your rating knowledge is improving i see
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        is your research peer reviewed???+
        Jun 19, 2017 at 1:31 PM
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      3. Plankster
        Plankster
        it is reviewed by the blackquill himself
        Jun 19, 2017 at 1:34 PM
      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        blackquill is not a qualified professor. . .
        Jun 19, 2017 at 1:35 PM
    12. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Having a dad who works in a bakery has its perks
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      2. medley
        medley
        of being a fat fatty!!!
        Jun 19, 2017 at 12:52 PM
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        My diet consists of nothing but cakes and fresh baked bread
        Jun 19, 2017 at 12:53 PM
    13. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Hey turns out walks past 12 am are pretty good
    14. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Dumb rating for profile posts when ??
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      3. +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        I'm gonna make them give us back our meme threads
        Jun 16, 2017
      4. Gucci Mane
        Gucci Mane
        I am here to obtain my hourly nebulae ration.
        Jun 16, 2017
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      5. +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        Return back in: 0 minutes
        Jun 16, 2017
    15. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Man Skyrim's Dragonborn DLC is so fucking good
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        I do hope I get to play Mora of it....
        Jun 16, 2017
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      4. Nicrobe
        Nicrobe
        Tell me when you are Dun-merdering all the cultists
        Jun 16, 2017
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      5. TheIlgar
        TheIlgar
        You're Alduin it wrong!
        You need to immerse yourself in the game world.
        Jun 17, 2017 at 12:47 AM
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    16. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      So don't sit right there and piddle, go out and live a little! Or else you'll only stand around and rot
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      2. axid
        axid
        ok;)
        Jun 15, 2017
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      3. Nicrobe
        Nicrobe
        I see
        Jun 15, 2017
      4. Plankster
        Plankster
        thank you for the info siri
        Jun 15, 2017
    17. Berke
      Berke
      i was sleeping B didnt see ur messages how r u
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        good i'm starting on my exams so don't expect me to reply often until i get home :\\
        Jun 15, 2017
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    18. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      My grandparents bought me a fidget spinner and now my cats are desperately trying to steal it from me
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        I'm about to make Catumbine look like a fucking joke . . .
        Jun 14, 2017
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      4. Samurai
        Samurai
        THAT'S MY BOY!
        Jun 14, 2017
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      5. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        Jun 14, 2017
        Bacon gave a nebula to this.
    19. Berke
      Berke
      frEdMaN
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      3. Berke
        Berke
        they s2k'd the roleplay, it /me'd in response

        roleplay died
        Jun 14, 2017
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      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        Why are we still here... Just to roleplay? Every night I feel my /mes. My scripts...
        Jun 14, 2017
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      5. +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        ISAG... I'm already a demon
        Jun 14, 2017
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    20. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      When the cold hits your harder than a speeding truck
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        I don't have an allergy though

        At least I don't think so, but I'm fairly certain I don't.
        Jun 13, 2017
      4. Nicrobe
        Nicrobe
        That's a m o r e
        Jun 14, 2017
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      5. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        big pizza pies confirmed source of cold?
        Jun 14, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
    Home Page:
    http://everyonegetinhere.com/
    Location:
    Denmark
    Occupation:
    Student and part time idiot
    me in the future with children Turns stereo on "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Oh no Blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head." "DAD! TURN THAT OFF! I"M TRYING TO READ!" "YOU JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND THE ANGER THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY!" *shoves head in pillow and cry about past regrets "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head, oh no Pedagogue grab the microphone, ease up" "Dad they're just a bunch of edgy dudes trying to act tough a-" *turns off stereo "Excuse me??! Clearly your idiotic childish mind cannot comprehend complex ideas and messages. Any entry-level music consumer with half a brain could see that they're clearly operating under irony; the extreme nature of their lyrics and public image is meant to subvert our expectations of how commercial hip hop should sound. You ignorant dirt child. I am ashamed to call you my offspring. Go to your room at once." kid goes upstairs turns on Punk Weight "'Cause I'm too high, too high Feel like I'm never ever Gonna come down Scale richtor punk weight Of dis sound!!!" meanwhile upstairs kid goes on computer"Well, better see what's going down on social media!" sees fashion posts "Wow, this is some interesting stuff!" . . . a few years later... kid is now grown up, and an aspiring fashion designer/model, premiering new design * *its literally just an old shirt with blue paint all over his body "Hey folks, how are y'all? This style is rocking the nation in 2050! In fashion catalogs! I thought fashion was dead, then I came up with this! I started putting on old, cheap clothes…what happened text shocked me! How to lookin wylin like Beyonce (old people joke) on the budget of Mac Demarco (dad rock joke)! I’m a liberal arts major who just graduated college, what job I didn’t find next probably didn’t shock you. I’m a liberal arts major who gets mad at my parents for telling me I should have gone into something more practical, what my parents say might strike you as reasonable! 28 ways you shock your parents, you won’t believe how true number 6 is (it’s about me choosing to get an associates degree in Meat Fabric Studies (the hot new liberal arts major.)) How to impress your parents in the 21st century by keeping a part time job for more than a week!" A few years later, and the kid is now an acclaimed fashion designer accepting a reward "Thank you everyone for your support. I'd like to thank my dad for being unkind and destructive towards me. Without his influence, my tortured soul would never have become a fashion desginer! In fact, I'm also here to announce the launch of my new fashion line! applause And now, a performance by one of my dad's favorite artists, Primus!" Primus ges on stage "HEY!!" Tommy the Cat starts playing "SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN BY ME SAY BABY DO YOU WANNA LAY DOWN BY M-" a coke from the audience hits Les Claypool in the head "OW! Now which one of you threw that coke at me?" Les Claypool immediately finds who hurt him and throws a 200mph fastcoke at their head "OW!" dies Now where were we, my dudes? Unfortunately for Claypool. That blow to the head did enough damage to deteriorate his health. This next segment is a documentary about Les Claypool’s best friend, former Nsync founder Chris Kirkpatrick. Chris approaches camera "Les, buddy…how are you doing? It’s me, your buddy Chris Kirkpatrick…you can come out from under the bed…" Les Claypool emerges from under the bed "I only have 3 months to live....." Chris: "AAAAHHHHHHH" At this point, the camera shakes and cuts off. satellite connection becomes fuzzy after a few seconds the satellite picks up the documentary channel, where we see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Mark Wahlberg standing side by side "I’m Dwayne Johnson, and this is my best friend, lover, soulmate Mark. We met at a cheeseburger social for uneducated youths in the Pittsburgh area. We shook hands, talked some small talk…then fireworks happen. We hung out at the condo I used to live in on third street. It started out as any other night, then he complained about a small rash on his behind. This lead to me cleaning the rim of his asshole with the tip of my tongue. It took 2 hours to get that thing clean enough for me to eat out of. Which, I did. I sprayed Cheez Kool (I couldn’t afford Cheez Wiz because of my expensive condo) inside his colon and sucked the chocolate cheesecake out. Over that long (but it felt so short!) summer, we experimented so much. I gutted his taint hair completely off using but only my bottom teeth and my sheer swallowing power. He sucked the cum out of my penis so hard that the skin of my scrotum collapsed and conformed to the exact shape of my testicles. I felt like a craisin in the sun and had to refrain from sexual activities or urinating for three days. During that period of time, I shoved a cherry pepper in his ass and left it there for a week to ferment. Then, I used this newly Mark fermented pickled pepper in my chef salad.

    We did plenty more…from urethra insertion to drunk blumpkins. But he had to return to his hometown of Santa Fe…and I vowed to always remember him. I’ll never forget the summer of ‘69.....

    Hi, Hambone Henry here with Men Who Hate Meat, also known as The MWHM association for wayward divorcees! Hate meat? Hate your ex wife? Well, come on down to the giant chicken leg shaped building on 183 and Research B-

    The man behind the steering wheel shuts off the radio.

    “Aw man, screw the MWHM. I don’t need them anymore.” Dwayne Johnson smiles gleefully, looking out the windowEspecially since you’re back in town, Mark. This sphinck sphinck needs a good spring cleaning…and since you’re here….it’s April, baby. Where shall we meet?" Mark: "I’m actually at the farmers market right now, Dirty Dumpling…pickin up some cucumbers for my long delayed rocktal (rock’s rectal) dive. How about you meat, hehe…meet me here?" Dwayne: "Sounds good! Love you, my septic sweetie!" Mark: "yeah, yeah…you too." Mark turns around to ask a produce farmer a questionMark: "Hey, you guys got more of those jumbo size cukes you were selling last week?"

    Farmer: “Actually, my son is at our farm across the street…let me call him for ya real fast.” he pulls out his phone "Mike, could you grab more of those extra large cucumbers while you’re there? Oh, just some beefcake. I think he’s going to be using them for anal play. Well, fuck Mike! I don’t care how they use them…if we give away our sweet vegetables that help with angina…and get the money in our hands I don’t care what hole are vaginas end up in. Maybe if you weren’t such a bigot, we’d be making a little more do-"

    “Alright, alright alright! I’ll do it dad!”

    His son, Ron, slams down the phone

    (5 minutes later…Ron walks back to the farm.) "Hotter than that sweet twink uh-hot chick I screwed last week. Good grief. I can’t breathe in these clothes." Ron takes all of his clothing off, including his undergarments "Fudge it… it’s rural california. nobody is going to give a shi-oO about cussed-crap about me being naked. This gay hunk back at the farmers market will get a free show anyways…maybe he’ll take me home and rearrange my intestines for m- son of a bitch, Ron FUCK! Goddamn it I swore! This is how it’s going, huh? This is how it’s fucking going. I was a gotdamn Christian super straight porn star and now both of my cocksucki-pussy lickin holes need to be cleaned out with SOAP! I wasn’t raised to be a gay cusser!!! And to THINK! TO THINK!!! THAT I USED TO BE A-"

    A car slams into Ron, decapitating him right on impact. A figure, panicked, jumps out of the car

    Dwayne: "Lord have mercy….. those were the cucumbers I was going to buy!" SLAM!

    R. L Stine, at a book signing somewhere, closes his copy of his new book that he was reading an excerpt of "Well, guess what, you dirty bottom-feeders? That’s the only fucking sneak peak you get. You guys make my old white ass travel all over The United States to give you JUST THE TIP of the beautifully massive hard member that is my goddamn masterpieces of books, and you guys don’t even give me a fucking nickel. I’m done shaking your hands. I’m done ear fucking you with my milky voice. I’m done signing your boo-somebody pushing a book towards him and he slams it down no fuck you stop it let my finish my goddamn sentence i’m done signing your fucking books. Get your copy of Two Powerbottoms Give California The Enema It Won’t Forget now and get out of my fucking face before I go ham on your asses." RL Stine stands up and walks away

    AND DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING TO THE RED LOBSTER ON BURNET ROAD I’M farts fuck I’M DINING THERE PRIVATELY! Rented out the whole place for me and my son IT WILL BE VERY ENJOYABLE!"