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Isuckatgaming
Last Activity:
Aug 24, 2017 at 12:16 AM
Joined:
Apr 26, 2016
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3,800
Nebulae:
9,446
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
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Location:
Denmark
Occupation:
Student and part time idiot

Isuckatgaming

Here's a little lesson in trickery..., Male, 17, from Denmark

tfw no internet from tomorrow to the 31st feelsbadman Aug 23, 2017 at 7:45 PM

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    1. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      tfw no internet from tomorrow to the 31st feelsbadman
      1. swexs
        swexs
        bro i had no internet for like 4 months and i managed to survive, used a bit of 4g just for messages
        Aug 23, 2017 at 7:47 PM
      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        hey i've lived without internet for 2 years it's no big deal tbh

        kinda sucks because i wont be able to catch the got season finale on monday tho
        Aug 23, 2017 at 7:48 PM
      3. swexs
        swexs
        i mean u can ask a friend in case they have internet and watch it together
        Aug 23, 2017 at 7:49 PM
    2. ice
    3. ice
    4. ice
      ice
      :bronn:
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        :bronnlaugh:

        :bronncunt:
        Aug 22, 2017 at 1:18 AM
    5. Berke
      Berke
      angery dane
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    6. char
      char
      dickon
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        Men shit themselves when they die

        DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN FANCY LAD SCHOOL
        Aug 22, 2017 at 12:05 AM
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    7. dee pixel
      dee pixel
      SUCC
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      3. dee pixel
        dee pixel
        hello SUCC
        Aug 19, 2017 at 3:47 PM
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      4. SAPPHiRE
        SAPPHiRE
        hello DICK PIXEL
        Aug 19, 2017 at 10:52 PM
      5. Mvemjsunp
        Mvemjsunp
        dee why tf is your profile private link ur steam
        Aug 20, 2017 at 7:38 PM
    8. Dan
      Dan
      how do we keep nebbing the same memes at the same time
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        it's meme magic
        Aug 17, 2017
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    9. Jimbo
      Jimbo
      Rickon
      it's dickon
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        (cue Bronn laughter)

        M E N S H I T T H E M S E L V E S
        Aug 17, 2017
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    10. Elizabeth
      Elizabeth
      Burn this Heretic for not bending the knee for the True King. I have a feeling GoT is going to end shit like every popular tv show....... like.... dexter........or breaking bad....

      PS A clash of kings for Warband is a good mod. Has entire Essos and Westeros and events. Its like 2.4gb.
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      3. Jimbo
        Jimbo
        "ok so we've amassed this huge force numbering over 2000, overall we could take any castle or city of our choosing, what do you want to do, marshall?"

        "shit lets go fucking raid some village already living in poverty"
        Aug 17, 2017
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      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        > TFW Sarranids declare war to take back their city but you throw a feast cause it's all ok you got Freddie ''Hold a castle 4:1 against Sarranids because we're lazy fuck wits'' patrolling the border so it's fine
        Aug 17, 2017
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      5. dee pixel
        dee pixel
        the breaking bad finale was fuckin gold you heretical little shit
        Aug 19, 2017 at 3:07 PM
    11. DoubleD
      DoubleD
      mfw D I C K O N
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        mfw he says he could've ended the war back there
        Aug 17, 2017
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    12. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      When Khergits are cucked so hard they only have a castle and a village left ayy lmao
    13. Isuckatgaming
    14. Berke
      Berke
      why dont you check steam you big idiot
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      2. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        internet so bad i cant log in on the steam website and my external harddrive with steam desktop is downstairs rn
        Aug 14, 2017
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      3. Berke
        Berke
        i have a theory tho
        Aug 14, 2017
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      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        okay i'll go down and get it jeez

        gimme 5 minutes :heyzeus:
        Aug 14, 2017
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    15. char
      char
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    16. SAPPHiRE
    17. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      I'm gonna go fucking crazy soon
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    18. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      I'm not questioning your honor my Lord, I'm denying its existence
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      2. Tyrone
        Tyrone
        y o u s h o u l d ' v e s t o p p e d a t i m p
        Aug 10, 2017
        Berke and Isuckatgaming gave nebulae to this.
      3. Berke
        Berke
        you think ill stand here and take this from you, dwarf
        Aug 10, 2017
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      4. Tyrone
        Tyrone
        THESE MEN ARE UNDER MY COMMAND. I COMMAND YOU TO ARREST THIS CUT-THROAT ...

        *bronn grins*
        Aug 10, 2017
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    19. Nicrobe
      Nicrobe
      Hiss
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      3. MaXenzie
        MaXenzie
        purple nipples
        Aug 8, 2017
      4. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        :snake:
        Aug 8, 2017
      5. +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        +NOMAD+WARRIOR+
        The horror...Oh, the internet-hidden horror...
        Aug 9, 2017
    20. Isuckatgaming
      Isuckatgaming
      Arya's Creed: King's Landing when
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      2. Sir Goatson
        Sir Goatson
        that's the sequel, first we need Arya's Creed: Sisterhood
        Aug 8, 2017
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      3. Isuckatgaming
        Isuckatgaming
        main antagonist littlefinger
        Aug 8, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 14, 1999 (Age: 17)
    Home Page:
    http://everyonegetinhere.com/
    Location:
    Denmark
    Occupation:
    Student and part time idiot
    me in the future with children Turns stereo on "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Oh no Blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head." "DAD! TURN THAT OFF! I"M TRYING TO READ!" "YOU JUST DON"T UNDERSTAND THE ANGER THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY!" *shoves head in pillow and cry about past regrets "Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo Hot head, oh no Pedagogue grab the microphone, ease up" "Dad they're just a bunch of edgy dudes trying to act tough a-" *turns off stereo "Excuse me??! Clearly your idiotic childish mind cannot comprehend complex ideas and messages. Any entry-level music consumer with half a brain could see that they're clearly operating under irony; the extreme nature of their lyrics and public image is meant to subvert our expectations of how commercial hip hop should sound. You ignorant dirt child. I am ashamed to call you my offspring. Go to your room at once." kid goes upstairs turns on Punk Weight "'Cause I'm too high, too high Feel like I'm never ever Gonna come down Scale richtor punk weight Of dis sound!!!" meanwhile upstairs kid goes on computer"Well, better see what's going down on social media!" sees fashion posts "Wow, this is some interesting stuff!" . . . a few years later... kid is now grown up, and an aspiring fashion designer/model, premiering new design * *its literally just an old shirt with blue paint all over his body "Hey folks, how are y'all? This style is rocking the nation in 2050! In fashion catalogs! I thought fashion was dead, then I came up with this! I started putting on old, cheap clothes…what happened text shocked me! How to lookin wylin like Beyonce (old people joke) on the budget of Mac Demarco (dad rock joke)! I’m a liberal arts major who just graduated college, what job I didn’t find next probably didn’t shock you. I’m a liberal arts major who gets mad at my parents for telling me I should have gone into something more practical, what my parents say might strike you as reasonable! 28 ways you shock your parents, you won’t believe how true number 6 is (it’s about me choosing to get an associates degree in Meat Fabric Studies (the hot new liberal arts major.)) How to impress your parents in the 21st century by keeping a part time job for more than a week!" A few years later, and the kid is now an acclaimed fashion designer accepting a reward "Thank you everyone for your support. I'd like to thank my dad for being unkind and destructive towards me. Without his influence, my tortured soul would never have become a fashion desginer! In fact, I'm also here to announce the launch of my new fashion line! applause And now, a performance by one of my dad's favorite artists, Primus!" Primus ges on stage "HEY!!" Tommy the Cat starts playing "SAY BABY DO YA WANNA LAY DOWN BY ME SAY BABY DO YOU WANNA LAY DOWN BY M-" a coke from the audience hits Les Claypool in the head "OW! Now which one of you threw that coke at me?" Les Claypool immediately finds who hurt him and throws a 200mph fastcoke at their head "OW!" dies Now where were we, my dudes? Unfortunately for Claypool. That blow to the head did enough damage to deteriorate his health. This next segment is a documentary about Les Claypool’s best friend, former Nsync founder Chris Kirkpatrick. Chris approaches camera "Les, buddy…how are you doing? It’s me, your buddy Chris Kirkpatrick…you can come out from under the bed…" Les Claypool emerges from under the bed "I only have 3 months to live....." Chris: "AAAAHHHHHHH" At this point, the camera shakes and cuts off. satellite connection becomes fuzzy after a few seconds the satellite picks up the documentary channel, where we see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Mark Wahlberg standing side by side "I’m Dwayne Johnson, and this is my best friend, lover, soulmate Mark. We met at a cheeseburger social for uneducated youths in the Pittsburgh area. We shook hands, talked some small talk…then fireworks happen. We hung out at the condo I used to live in on third street. It started out as any other night, then he complained about a small rash on his behind. This lead to me cleaning the rim of his asshole with the tip of my tongue. It took 2 hours to get that thing clean enough for me to eat out of. Which, I did. I sprayed Cheez Kool (I couldn’t afford Cheez Wiz because of my expensive condo) inside his colon and sucked the chocolate cheesecake out. Over that long (but it felt so short!) summer, we experimented so much. I gutted his taint hair completely off using but only my bottom teeth and my sheer swallowing power. He sucked the cum out of my penis so hard that the skin of my scrotum collapsed and conformed to the exact shape of my testicles. I felt like a craisin in the sun and had to refrain from sexual activities or urinating for three days. During that period of time, I shoved a cherry pepper in his ass and left it there for a week to ferment. Then, I used this newly Mark fermented pickled pepper in my chef salad.

    We did plenty more…from urethra insertion to drunk blumpkins. But he had to return to his hometown of Santa Fe…and I vowed to always remember him. I’ll never forget the summer of ‘69.....

    Hi, Hambone Henry here with Men Who Hate Meat, also known as The MWHM association for wayward divorcees! Hate meat? Hate your ex wife? Well, come on down to the giant chicken leg shaped building on 183 and Research B-

    The man behind the steering wheel shuts off the radio.

    “Aw man, screw the MWHM. I don’t need them anymore.” Dwayne Johnson smiles gleefully, looking out the windowEspecially since you’re back in town, Mark. This sphinck sphinck needs a good spring cleaning…and since you’re here….it’s April, baby. Where shall we meet?" Mark: "I’m actually at the farmers market right now, Dirty Dumpling…pickin up some cucumbers for my long delayed rocktal (rock’s rectal) dive. How about you meat, hehe…meet me here?" Dwayne: "Sounds good! Love you, my septic sweetie!" Mark: "yeah, yeah…you too." Mark turns around to ask a produce farmer a questionMark: "Hey, you guys got more of those jumbo size cukes you were selling last week?"

    Farmer: “Actually, my son is at our farm across the street…let me call him for ya real fast.” he pulls out his phone "Mike, could you grab more of those extra large cucumbers while you’re there? Oh, just some beefcake. I think he’s going to be using them for anal play. Well, fuck Mike! I don’t care how they use them…if we give away our sweet vegetables that help with angina…and get the money in our hands I don’t care what hole are vaginas end up in. Maybe if you weren’t such a bigot, we’d be making a little more do-"

    “Alright, alright alright! I’ll do it dad!”

    His son, Ron, slams down the phone

    (5 minutes later…Ron walks back to the farm.) "Hotter than that sweet twink uh-hot chick I screwed last week. Good grief. I can’t breathe in these clothes." Ron takes all of his clothing off, including his undergarments "Fudge it… it’s rural california. nobody is going to give a shi-oO about cussed-crap about me being naked. This gay hunk back at the farmers market will get a free show anyways…maybe he’ll take me home and rearrange my intestines for m- son of a bitch, Ron FUCK! Goddamn it I swore! This is how it’s going, huh? This is how it’s fucking going. I was a gotdamn Christian super straight porn star and now both of my cocksucki-pussy lickin holes need to be cleaned out with SOAP! I wasn’t raised to be a gay cusser!!! And to THINK! TO THINK!!! THAT I USED TO BE A-"

    A car slams into Ron, decapitating him right on impact. A figure, panicked, jumps out of the car

    Dwayne: "Lord have mercy….. those were the cucumbers I was going to buy!" SLAM!

    R. L Stine, at a book signing somewhere, closes his copy of his new book that he was reading an excerpt of "Well, guess what, you dirty bottom-feeders? That’s the only fucking sneak peak you get. You guys make my old white ass travel all over The United States to give you JUST THE TIP of the beautifully massive hard member that is my goddamn masterpieces of books, and you guys don’t even give me a fucking nickel. I’m done shaking your hands. I’m done ear fucking you with my milky voice. I’m done signing your boo-somebody pushing a book towards him and he slams it down no fuck you stop it let my finish my goddamn sentence i’m done signing your fucking books. Get your copy of Two Powerbottoms Give California The Enema It Won’t Forget now and get out of my fucking face before I go ham on your asses." RL Stine stands up and walks away

    AND DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING TO THE RED LOBSTER ON BURNET ROAD I’M farts fuck I’M DINING THERE PRIVATELY! Rented out the whole place for me and my son IT WILL BE VERY ENJOYABLE!"