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if I really need to go I'll use the disabled toilets for peace and privacy

never went to mine.

my high school was filled with chucklefucks. piss and shit on the floor, writing on the walls, and then the bathroom doors had to be kept open so the teachers could see if someone was vaping.

im asking cause i really really have to fart and i wont be able to until i leave later today and its gonna reek so bad man like idk how to release it without killing a gang of small children

why are there toilets in the juul room

do it

its actually becoming quite painful i may have to take one for the team

DO IT
KILL THE FRESHMEN WITH THE POISON GAS
DO IT CHEZBURGER

atleast it's not as bad as the time i did a silent one and somebody asked me if i could smell sewage and i just meekly replied "no.."

I plan my school route, I my routine, First day of school I begin checking out each bathroom, I then check what is the cleanest, at that point I schedule the period I must go, but only once, never twice. And never for number 2.

If the routine is not followed then all hell breaks loose, and I must improvise, adapt and overcome. Just like when the bathroom is closed...

I'm afraid of taking dumps because what if somebody comes in and starts screeching "YOO HOLY *GAG* OAUAUGHH WHAT THE FUUUUHK" like a retard

Then you yell to that beta male and assert your dominance T-Posing and yelling higher! Assert your alpha male dominance.

I will fling shit at him like a true alpha primate

has anyone ever taken a dump in school without being scared af that some dude comes checking over or under your cabine all like "u finished dude"

I once found an entire soda bottle inside the bathroom, Honestly bathrooms in school are like lootboxes of shit. You never expect something, sometime is shit (literally) other times weird substances, sometime homework honestly one day I'd be surprised to find a biochemical inside.

be smart and just set up a trap and if anybody goes under or above the stall it flings some nutella in their mouth but squirted with liquid ass to keep it realistic