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Dr. Breen is not allowed to know the existence of the suppression device within the local nexus. We removed the citadel's canister launcher for a reason.

All of Dr Breen's requests for whoopee cushions are to be denied immediately, followed by checking all seats in the Overwatch Commissioner's office, following the last incident.

If Dr Breen mentions anything regarding a resistance member with a 'birdie mask'. Run

Whoever keeps acquiring a new USP for Dr. Breen, please stop. He's too convinced of it being a prop gun and we can't replace Overwatch guards this quickly.

All Universal Union employees are ordered to take the stick of gum Dr. Breen will offer them upon meeting, and pretend to be surprised that it isn't gum and it gives them an unpleasant shock. Research has shown that, "Oh Doctor Breen, you scamp," is the most favored response yet observed.

Dr Breen may not request barnicles to be placed in the citadel, they are not 'Organic elevators'

Can we get @Mad-Magyar in here to voice some of these

Dr Breen is not allowed to refer to the citadel as 'new Black Mesa'

Dr. Breen is reminded he is not allowed to store his medication in the Transhuman Stasis pods.

Dr. Breen is not allowed access to the inflatable kiddie pool for the next 3 days.

Dr Breen may not be allowed access to any more photographs of Cave Johnson. His habit of drawing mustaches and writing rude words on them in crayon is beginning to distract him from his duties.

Dr Breen does not have permission to lead Overwatch teams on field missions. If he attempts to convince you this is the case, report him to the nearest Elite so he can be taken home.

In addition, Dr Breen did not design the AR2, All Overwatch soldiers who request autographs will have their issued rifles replaced with MP5Ks.

Dr Breen is prohibited from introducing trace amounts of Darude — Sandstorm into MMR procedures

All information about the biotic-powered wheelchair lift that takes Dr. Breen from his office to his private 'Sinister Speech Practice' Dome is strictly confidential.

An automatic system to shut off the broadcasting equipment has been installed in Dr. Breen's office after the last embarrassing ''incident''

Dr Breen also did not design the AR3, it does not exist.

Hunter synths are not dogs, if Dr Breen is seen attempting to play 'fetch' with one again, you will be instructed to deliver a re-education promptly, as well as sterilizing whatever he used as a stick.

Doctor Breen is not allowed sugary snacks after 6pm after the last incident, wherein he excitedly shouted at a migrating bird "Welcome! Welcome to City 17!"

Dr Breen is not permitted to force stalkers to play “The Scary Maze” game