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i like cab except the whole politics part because i am dumb as fuck

don't need to be intellectual to be a politician, you just need to be sneaky.

i just need to educate myself about politics to even get through the application
maybe i'll give it a go this time as i should probably know more than i do rn

Learn the basics and you'll be good to go, there are very few people in CAB who act like they're roleplaying A-Level politics

the cab hoxhaist party is formed, lynching several revisionists and throwing them over the sides of the nexus with the ropes still around their necks. plans are set in place to build 50+ 3-person bunkers across City 08 in the event of a rebel invasion.

its a magical faction you should really give it a go, especially if you're interested in creating a character that subverts all norms.

:)

just role-play a self insert isuck you deviant coleslaw hater

Yeah, I'm sure there will be a lot of new people shrike... *Wink*

ive totally never been in cab before i hope its fun

fuck you whilty you IDIOT

no way out of the faction?? hold on? bondage??

bondage? perhaps some cock and ball torture, too?

"promising" boy what you on about

so no cock and ball torture?

aight, i'm boutta impeach

protip: be creative, no one wants crusty conservative anti-rebel senator #232

safe options are bad options. Write up something fresh, strange and weird, then make the appropriate connections and padding necessary to give them a proper political mindset

Every time I tried to get into basic politics in order to apply I found myself lost with no idea as for where to start.
I know your pain Josh :(

Can I apply with eldrich god fanatic senator that wants to sacrifice the Senate to summon Chtulu?

i'm doing some reading, theres a lot to take in i can see but just give it some time, plus u wont be crucified for at least trying, and then hopefully you get given some type of feedback to build on

oh boy i can't wait to make speeches about how rebels are bad and the union is good [clueless]