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If you're not investing in the Dornish during a Targaryen grudge match then you can get the fuck outta here, big ups to my boys on Sun Spear unbowed unbent unbroken bitch

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#DorneGang

FUCK DORNE, ALL MY HOMIES HATE DORNE. ALMOST AS SHIT AS STORMLANDERS AND NORFMEN. WESTERLANDS, WESTERLAND

"Hear me roar" more like hear me kneel after getting toasted at the Field of Fire LMAOOOO

Dorne is the only kingdom that didn't get the big Targaryen spank, these pseudo-spaniards just got tanked on red wine and vietconged their way to a sovereign principality

but okay keep stumping for the kingdoms that bowed, KNEELER

Imagine thinking you are hot shit because you have dragons, even though all of your monarchs suffer from severe Habsburger syndrome