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Jimbo
Jimbo
Who needs dreamtime when you can go out on a boat with your brothers and catch a gigantic fish with your nanas jawbone that forms into an island because the fat cunts you call brothers couldn't wait two seconds for you to bless the gods
Akula
Akula
NAH MAH GUBBA YA NEED DA FUGGIN RAINBOW SNAKE GIBBIN YA DA CENTRELINK BENNIES AY
Jimbo
Jimbo
OI NAH FUCK OFF BRU YEH TAKIN MY LAND I DONT WANT YOUR SHETTY MUSKET BRU
Akula
Akula
mate i'll fucking rip you right up the guts if you keep this larrakin' type stuff going
Jimbo
Jimbo
mate pull your head in youre yapping on like a bloody galah
Akula
Akula
rather be a bloody galah than some snip dick brumby like you ay
Jimbo
Jimbo
Mate fuck off back into the mines and sing us some waltzing Matilda with the rest of your bogan mates ey
Akula
Akula
i aint from the fuckin red there aint no mines here you passiona sipping spastic
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
what the ever loving islander shit did I just walk in to.
Jimbo
Jimbo
bugger off mate you dont know what you're yapping on about eurotrash go back to water-polo or whatever poofter sport you cunts play
Akula
Akula
I aint a fucking islander do I look like some eight foot tall swirly inked nutter who eats fucking grass
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
you're an Aussie and Ausland is an island
Akula
Akula
yeah but i aint no fucking torres strait cunt

aussies =/= islanders

even slap dick yobbos like maccas knows that
Isuckatgaming
Isuckatgaming
i'm just callin u islander cus ur from an island and i don't know what to call two people from NZ and Aus doing shit together ay
Akula
Akula
you want me to fucking hop the pond and give you the left right goodnight there sonny jim?

I'm fuckin off the rails when I got a few crownies in me ay