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sir bearingrton as ammo
shit gets fucked up

our pitchforks will blot out the sun

I like suffocating people in bags of holding.

nah i like living in a bag of holding

But there's no air in them...

I have No Idea If this is still about D&D or not._.

oh also in this game
my main man http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Volothamp_Geddarm
better appear
since i love this guy a lot

We're doing the LMoP.

then have volo be there like
'oh cunt im lost'
' 'elp me lads'

Holy fuck i got 48 alerts thanks to you guys

roll alert check

+ to the roll for each point in perception

I love how if they beat the Tarrasque at below level 13 the game tells the DM to punish them for being cheating bastards.

my party was level 30 every single try and still didnt beat it
to be fair it had been buffed by literally asmodeus and was like
i think 100ft taller

150 ft tall Tarrasque.

ok.

Did you mean: How to quit tonight's session

hey i mean
demons man

"The Tarrasque appears over the mountain- No wait, the Tarrasque appears THROUGH the mountain, ready to stomp you into dust."

"I roll persuasion."

Fucking bards.

we had a bard actually and, becuase this was a light-hearted campaign, actually did that
"I try to persuade the creature!"
"no john"
"Let me do it"
*critical fail*
"The terassque gains a movement speed of +5 it's normal"
"fuck"

"I grapple the Tarrasque."

"Terry just because you're a mexican wrestler monk doesn't mean you can hold Godzilla's down syndrome cousin down by hugging its fucking toe."