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A normal mercenary would run with his gold. But Bronn? Not Bronn. He is not a normal mercenary. He sees that black winged motherfucker soar through the sky, and where any man would be afraid and pissing his pants, Bronn tracks down the only weapon which can kill it.

A regular man thinks: ''Fuck, shit, I'm gonna die''

Bronn thinks: ''I wonder how much gold I get for killing this cunt''

He's never gonna stop about yammering about that one TIME he shoved some full metal plate nibba into the ocean after he almost got toasted. bronn will get casterly rock, the only castle which golden boy can give him after they take it back from the spartan hoplite spin-offs