2023 FORMULA GOLF SWISS GRAND PRIX

[slick]

also I need a reserve driver incase someone can’t make it

lmk if you’re up

put me in reserve just so i can run @deathwolf off the road

 

[Numbers]

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After a chaotic and near-deadly qualifying session, here's how tomorrow's grid order shapes up.
A no-show from Harland Roscha sees him starting last on the grid in the New Petrol car, whilst the vortigaunt's tragic accident sees him starting in seventh - some wondering how he'll be able to race at all after his injury.

QUICK 2 takes sixth place after only just managing to qualify, alongside Kelly and Deacon Whitlock in fifth place.

Starting in Fourth is Tatsuo Ohayashi and his navigator Lavrentiy, with Warren Barr taking third place.

And locking out the front row, we have Lennie Lambert and Anthony Baker, with only three tenths of a second separating the two. T

his race is sure to be an interesting one, and we can't wait to have you here with us!


The race will begin at 8:30 PM BST tomorrow.


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the ninth contestant

 

[Ricsow]

I will arrive

stop making Harland look like melted ice cream

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Ota on the hill gonna be a map hazard like the Lego Star wars pod racing mission

 

[ovxy]

Ota on the hill gonna be a map hazard like the Lego Star wars pod racing mission

 

[Reggie]

Ota on the hill gonna be a map hazard like the Lego Star wars pod racing mission

ota doesn't know about the rebel hunter chopper we will fly to protect the cars!

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

Ota on the hill gonna be a map hazard like the Lego Star wars pod racing mission

@Trains the vortigaunt forcefield to prevent qhunnata from driving off a cliff

 

[Trains]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Tatsuo Ohayashi, winner of the 3rd Swiss Grand Prix. He will be remembered fondly by Formula Golf fans and fans of racing alike, the world over. His talent, dedication, and wit will live on forever in the hearts of everyone, and he remains an inspiration for many.

May he rest in peace.

 

[Trains]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Tatsuo Ohayashi, winner of the 3rd Swiss Grand Prix. He will be remembered fondly by Formula Golf fans and fans of racing alike, the world over. His talent, dedication, and wit will live on forever in the hearts of everyone, and he remains an inspiration for many.

May he rest in peace.

The intern responsible for this post has been fired. Tatsuo is not dead. We apologise for the misinformation.

 

['77 East]

(@TedHatty you evil bastard, that poor intern has lost his job thanks to you!!!)