A very strange yet true story

[General Mario]

So I woke up one night. It was about 1:30 AM and I heard a car outside our house. So I was trying to go back to sleep when the phone started ringing. I heard my dad pick it up and talk to whoever it was, and we found out that the car outside was a taxi for us. Which was weird considering we never called for one so my dad explained to the person on the phone that the taxi was not for us and then we all went to sleep. Weird right?

 

[Akula]

gotta get that post count up amirite

 

[General Mario]

No.

 

[Jimbo]

There's this chick that catches the same bus as me that brings a toy baby with her in a pram and she fuckin screams at anyone who points out it's a toy, I've never confronted her about it because I'm scared she's just gonna grab it and start beating me with it

 

[Akula]

There's this chick that catches the same bus as me that brings a toy baby with her in a pram and she fuckin screams at anyone who points out it's a toy, I've never confronted her about it because I'm scared she's just gonna grab it and start beating me with it

that baby bonus sure is mad ay

 

[Jimbo]

that baby bonus sure is mad ay

I'm pretty sure she's a fuckin nut mate

 

[Akula]

I'm pretty sure she's a fuckin nut mate

at least she aint a soverign citizen

 

[Jimbo]

at least she aint a soverign citizen

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOUR LAWS

 

[Akula]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOUR LAWS

AM I BEING ARRESTED

 

[hghanim]

There's this chick that catches the same bus as me that brings a toy baby with her in a pram and she fuckin screams at anyone who points out it's a toy, I've never confronted her about it because I'm scared she's just gonna grab it and start beating me with it

That is what we call a demon baby. 0-o

 

[ddæ]

nice

 

[General Mario]

nice[/QU
Thanks ramsey.

 

[MaXenzie]

All these people talking in big fonts.

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[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Fact: 2 in 3 taxi drivers in Scotland hate Pakis
[doublepost=1478475570][/doublepost]Fact: the Pakis are alright it's the european gypsies we need to get rid of

 

[*honk honk*]

It was about 1:30 AM

but that's roleplay hour

 

[General Mario]

but that's roleplay hour

Well this is a IRL story