Serious any hidden talents here? WE NEED TO SEE THEM

[Deleted member 243]

i can sing and i'm not showing it harr-dee-ha

 

[Deleted member 442]

i can suck my own dick

also have a super sniffer

 

[Luft]

i smell feet

 

[Deleted member 3818]

i can suck my own dick

also have a super sniffer

Every guy has tried this at least once

 

[Ond]

I once stayed awake for 4 days straight on 4-6 hours of sleep total divided between them, half the caloric intake of the recommended for a man a day and while suffering a nasty, infected and pummeled cut wound on the back of my knee

 

[Deleted member 442]

Every guy has tried this at least once

not every guy can succeed.

or casually do it when they're bored.

 

[Deleted member 3818]

not every guy can succeed.

or casually do it when they're bored.

You get a rib removed?

 

[Clokr]

I’m able to fully disassemble and reassemble a firearm like a expert gunsmith by just reading a few pages of a book

But I still can’t do mental math after 12 fucking years of education

oh and I can crack my ankles like that one toy that makes a shit load of cracking sounds when you spin it. And I can burp the alphabet

Can’t forget my like 10 different personalities

 

[Deleted member 442]

You get a rib removed?

no, yoga.

 

[Clokr]

no, yoga.

I can’t even reach down and touch my fuckin toes without SOMETHING either cracking or pulling something

 

[Deleted member 442]

I can’t even reach down and touch my fuckin toes without SOMETHING either cracking or pulling something

Sounds like you'd benefit from some stretchies. Too much roleplaying :x

 

[Postal]

your pfp is very deserved you wonderful person

play wonderwall, clown

you might aswell tell him to play good riddance time of your life, hey there delilah or that annoying extreme song if you like overplayed acoustic songs

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

I can crack my ankles like that one toy that makes a shit load of cracking sounds when you spin it

I can do that too lol.

Which reminds me - I have really dexterous toes, literally, I can reliably grasp things with a tight grip and it's really fucking useful, basically, I'm monkey

 

[Nov]

I can do that too lol.

Which reminds me - I have really dexterous toes, literally, I can reliably grasp things with a tight grip and it's really fucking useful, basically, I'm monkey

basically, I'm monkey

 

[Trains]

that annoying extreme song

wdym

 

[SyZygy]

I can’t even reach down and touch my fuckin toes without SOMETHING either cracking or pulling something

I get that after a night out, getting up and breaking literally every bone in your body

 

[Clokr]

I can do that too lol.

Which reminds me - I have really dexterous toes, literally, I can reliably grasp things with a tight grip and it's really fucking useful, basically, I'm monkey

Speaking of toes that reminds me. I can move my pinkie toe out about 90 degrees solid. Don’t know why or how. But sometimes it’ll get stuck at 90 degrees and I can’t get it back to normal

 

[maxi]

i can look at any episode of star trek the next generation, watch it for 3 to 5 seconds and instantly tell you the plot of the episode

made my dad challenge me, saw 3 seconds of enterprise crew beaming into a starship that was an older shuttle, instantly knew it was the dyson sphere episode

@Shrike you give me trekkie vibes so this may interest you

 

[SyZygy]

i can look at any episode of star trek the next generation, watch it for 3 to 5 seconds and instantly tell you the plot of the episode

made my dad challenge me, saw 3 seconds of enterprise crew beaming into a starship that was an older shuttle, instantly knew it was the dyson sphere episode

@Shrike you give me trekkie vibes so this may interest you

I have that same power but with Family Guy or American Dad, literally any season too, watched way too much and used it as background noise, could replicate the entire script just by listening to the first two words of any episode

and I wish I was joking

 

[Lewis!]

I have that same power but with Family Guy or American Dad, literally any season too, watched way too much and used it as background noise, could replicate the entire script just by listening to the first two words of any episode

used to use American dad as background white noise as well

until that one episode where roger skins steve alive and i just couldn't go back after that