Corrupt-A-Wish

[[PN] 0000hank0000]

SO! this lil' forum game consists on the following:
-1: You take the person above you's wish (EX: I wish I could breathe underwater)
-2: You fuck it up. (EX: Granted, but you won't be able to breathe surface's air anymore, so you'll die lonely as no human can stay with you as they'd suffocate.
-3: You make your own wish and wait for it to be messed up.

HERE'S MY STARTING WISH FOR YOU ALL!
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I wish I was able to change people's minds.

 

[nash]

Alright sure, but from now on you're a decrepit, little infidel that cannot think for himself and change his own mind, you're as solid as a rock and cannot do jack shit.

My Wish:

I wish I was able to give birth to multiple things at once

 

[[PN] 0000hank0000]

That's a fucking weird as shit wish but sure, Now your body is large as fuck and you can't move from where you stand due to your body's size need to give birth to multiple who knows what at the same time. you also have a new vagina.
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I wish I could fly around and carry whatever I want when flying, no matter the weight.

 

[Samuel Walton]

Right, your wings to fly aren't actual wings but instead the stretched flabby skin from under your arms that stretch down to your hips and can't be reversed even with surgery.

I wish that I could lie my way out of any situation.

 

[[PN] 0000hank0000]

Granted, but now you can be lied out of any situation as easy as you can with others, this means you can be cheated on your whole life and be fine with it or not know it. also insurances and shit would drain your money dry.
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I wish I could read minds.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

granted but you become fully handicapped in all aspects of your body, except for your respiratory systems

i wish for this thread to be locked

 

[nash]

@Blackquill Please grant his wish.

My wish is for this thread to be double locked and able for us to shit post :/

 

[[PN] 0000hank0000]

Please I'm trying to make a small way to pass time in forums and you try to fuck it up. stop.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

Please I'm trying to make a small way to get cp app and you try to fuck it up. stop.

 

[nash]

stop.

Tbh with that attitude, gl with getting CP app amirite

 

[Deleted member 243]

Tbh with that attitude, gl with getting CP app amirite

Granted, but you lost your whitelist some time ago anyways so the attitude wouldn't matter.

I wish Jesus would return to Earth and stop all this madness

 

[JohnLugo]

Granted, but you lost your whitelist some time ago anyways so the attitude wouldn't matter.

I wish Jesus would return to Earth and stop all this madness

granted, he stops it but turns out to be actually the antichrist

i wish for a sanwich

 

[Trains]

granted, he stops it but turns out to be actually the antichrist

i wish for a sanwich

granted but it contains sarin and you die instantly

i wish that i never existed

 

[Deleted member 243]

granted, he stops it but turns out to be actually the antichrist

i wish for a sanwich

Granted, but once you get ahold of it, this big russian guy forces you on all four and rams his flaccid ding-dong into your arse while screaming "SASHA I COOOOOOOME NOOO"

i wish this was used on ww3rp
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=864428756&searchtext=

 

[Jimbo]

granted but u get banned
i wish i had a lot of money

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

granted but u get banned
i wish i had a lot of money

but you cant spend it

I wish I could roleplay forever

 

[Inspector Bandito]

but you cant spend it

I wish I could roleplay forever

but its breatherp

i want a physical copy of my pp

 

[nash]

i want a physical copy of my pp

Yea sure whatever. Granted.

I wish for a way out of life.

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish for a way out of life.

Sure, but every time you die you get reincarnated into a shitter life than before, shitter being in any way you would find it to be shitter.

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[nash]

I wish I could talk to animals

Yea whatever, but from now on you cannot talk to humans anymore.

I wish for an infinite supply of KFC