FMDev
Funny SCP Lady
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Cruelty Squad is a biopunk masterpiece about being a massive loser turning himself into a shitty tool for a megacorporation to slaughter every goon that gets between them and the peak of profit both short and long-term.
Described best as Rainbow 6 stabbing Deus Ex and Hitman in a dark alleyway covered in puke, it's surprisingly good in spite of looking like an early-2000s shitshow that gives you a literal headache as you play. Mechanics are solid, your objectives can be approached in a bunch of fun ways, and you can engage in speculative organ farming and selling if baby-tier shit stocks aren't your cup of tea.
Turn your back into a shit-spewing rocket booster. Turn your legs into pneumatic manblasters. Shoot men with a G11 and sell their guts on Ebay for 50 dollars. Struggle with every aspect of the game. The menu looks like shit. The HUD is dog water. The graphics make me want to vomit the more I see them in motion. The music hurts to listen to. It's amazing.
An oasis of love and friendship.
Described best as Rainbow 6 stabbing Deus Ex and Hitman in a dark alleyway covered in puke, it's surprisingly good in spite of looking like an early-2000s shitshow that gives you a literal headache as you play. Mechanics are solid, your objectives can be approached in a bunch of fun ways, and you can engage in speculative organ farming and selling if baby-tier shit stocks aren't your cup of tea.
Turn your back into a shit-spewing rocket booster. Turn your legs into pneumatic manblasters. Shoot men with a G11 and sell their guts on Ebay for 50 dollars. Struggle with every aspect of the game. The menu looks like shit. The HUD is dog water. The graphics make me want to vomit the more I see them in motion. The music hurts to listen to. It's amazing.
An oasis of love and friendship.