Do you have a girl/boyfriend?

[Lynx]

if she'd stick a tail in her ass it'd be even better

She did. She has several.

 

[Maxim]

im too old for girls. kids, get on my level.

 

[gigi]

She did. She has several.

oh wow
you dating her or is it just a friends with benefits sorta thing

 

[mårten]

oh wow
you dating her or is it just a friends with benefits sorta thing

i would date her

 

[Chromesthesia_]

I did once, used me for a sex-fuelled session with cat ears and a strange habit of calling me "Daddy". She left right after 10/10 got laid. (True Story.)
Seriously though, I don't. Doesn't mean I don't try though and love is a game of numbers, it seems.

1. probably left because you look like gok wan on a budget

2. probably left for the best
i mean if any girl starts calling you daddy she can fuck right off big time don't bring incest thoughts to me you utter cow

 

[ecchikawaii]

1. probably left because you look like gok wan on a budget

2. probably left for the best
i mean if any girl starts calling you daddy she can fuck right off big time don't bring incest thoughts to me you utter cow

it's pretty easy to get laid if you go outside and socialize with girls/boys what ever you're into ;)

 

[ddæ]

She did. She has several.

thats hot

 

[mårten]

thats hot

does thinking that that's hot make us borderline furries?

 

[ddæ]

does thinking that that's hot make us borderline furries?

hey dude whatever youre into right?

 

[mårten]

hey dude whatever youre into right?

fuck

 

[ddæ]

fuck

dude i just love feet
:ok::ok::ok::ok:

 

[Hanuko]

it's pretty easy to get laid if you go outside and socialize with girls/boys what ever you're into ;)

how would you know dude, you have an anime avatar

 

[Postino]

it's pretty easy to get laid if you go outside and socialize with girls/boys what ever you're into ;)

i love to socialize exc exc but for some reason i get to breath heavily and i cant stop and they get so salty about boys smelling their hair like what the fuck? we're supposed to dominate and like every girl i meet always walks away from me because of a few more kilos and severe ticks and acne..whats wrong with me scratching my nose every few seconds? also i tried to hit on some by telling them some jokes i got from 4chan and showing one some pictures of funny 9/11 memes but they just dont want to talk with me i cant even

 

[ecchikawaii]

how would you know dude, you have an anime avatar

because i dont leave the house

 

[Hanuko]

i love to socialize exc exc but for some reason i get to breath heavily and i cant stop and they get so salty about boys smelling their hair like what the fuck? we're supposed to dominate and like every girl i meet always walks away from me because of a few more kilos and severe ticks and acne

i know the struggles my friend! i bought my new fedora, thinking that girls will be like magnets, but it appears that they don't like my fedora? what the hell.

 

[mårten]

i love to socialize exc exc but for some reason i get to breath heavily and i cant stop and they get so salty about boys smelling their hair like what the fuck? we're supposed to dominate and like every girl i meet always walks away from me because of a few more kilos and severe ticks and acne

i want to go back to the 50's where girls' only purpose was to cook food and clean the house

 

[Postino]

i want to go back to the 50's where girls' only purpose was to cook food and clean the house

are you telling me girls can do things that only men can do? they should stop being so annoying and accept ACTUALLY nice guys

 

[mårten]

i know the struggles my friend! i bought my new fedora, thinking that girls will be like magnets, but it appears that they don't like my fedora? what the hell.

did you try tipping your fedora when greeting the ladies?

 

[Hanuko]

did you try tipping your fedora when greeting the ladies?

i did, i even said m'lady accordingly they just walked off in disgust??

 

[ddæ]

i love to socialize exc exc but for some reason i get to breath heavily and i cant stop and they get so salty about boys smelling their hair like what the fuck? we're supposed to dominate and like every girl i meet always walks away from me because of a few more kilos and severe ticks and acne..whats wrong with me scratching my nose every few seconds? also i tried to hit on some by telling them some jokes i got from 4chan and showing one some pictures of funny 9/11 memes but they just dont want to talk with me i cant even

no joke there are some kids in my class that smell other girls' hair in my class, its fucking weird watching it happen