Epic half life 2 quotes.

[Deleted member 1135]

I accidentally stepped on the sand my first time through and killed Lazlo.

Reloaded my save and avoided stepping on it.

Damned madman killed himself either way.

I tried to save him by killing the antlions using the RPG, i killed them all just to see his cold dead body have a seizure and fall on the floor, Vietman was nothing compared to this.

 

[Frostwind]

"Oh, and before I forget.. I think you dropped this back in black mesa."

 

[Deleted member 1135]

"Oh, and before I forget.. I think you dropped this back in black mesa."

Always wondered how he knew that Gordon used The crowbar as melee weapon, maybe he was stalking you ? #Blueshift2Comfirmed

 

[Frostwind]

Always wondered how he knew that Gordon used The crowbar as melee weapon, maybe he was stalking you ? #Blueshift2Comfirmed

considering there was like.... 100 barneys throughout HL1... I guess black mesa really liked him and decided to clone him.

 

[Deleted member 1135]

considering there was like.... 100 barneys throughout HL1... I guess black mesa really liked him and decided to clone him.

Huh, aperture uses robot, Black mesa use clones, not the same level of science here.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

The real Barney is the one knocking on the door in the opening of HL1, all the other guards are just normal security guards.
I'm guessing Valve didnt plan for a sequel so they just named the guards le funny barney XD

 

[lesbian sausage]

"Pick up that can."
"603, unlawful entry."
Respect.
"And about that beer you owed me" le funny barny dinosaur

 

[York]

"B e c a r e f u l t h e A n t l i o n s a r e E D G Y"

 

[Silly Pillow]

The real Barney is the one knocking on the door in the opening of HL1, all the other guards are just normal security guards.
I'm guessing Valve didnt plan for a sequel so they just named the guards le funny barney XD

Then why would barney in hl2 claim to owe Gordon a beer when two other barneys were the only ones to go "Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!"?

 

[Deleted member 1135]

Then why would barney in hl2 claim to owe Gordon a beer when two other barneys were the only ones to go "Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!"?

Blue shift 2 and 3 Comfirmed.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Then why would barney in hl2 claim to owe Gordon a beer when two other barneys were the only ones to go "Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!"?

Why do some citizens in HL2 look the same and ususally say the same things?

 

[Deleted member 1135]

Why do some citizens in HL2 look the same and ususally say the same things?

Combine brainwash ? breen's water overdose ?

 

[Dr.Towers]

considering there was like.... 100 barneys throughout HL1... I guess black mesa really liked him and decided to clone him.

How about Otis?

 

[Deleted member 1135]

How about Otis?

Maybe he's a failed clone ? or just a Clone that eaten too much ?

 

[SoVastEndNow]

I hope to god this clone theory is just a joke

if not... jesus christ.

 

[MaXenzie]

MISFITS meme, nice.

 

[Alyx Vance]

"Rank leader - Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation"

 

[Deleted member 1135]

"Rank leader - Reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation"

A.K.A "Rank leader, if you actually do your job, i'll let you overcome your sexual frustration, fucking perv"

 

[Cookie_]

<:: Shit! ::> - CP
And now try to say anything deeper than this, you !

 

[York]

Someone should make a mod devoted to Lazlo and his quest through the sand pits in which you, the player, control Lazlo and his superior mind through a storyline oriented around the development of a human resistance superweapon to close the rift created by the Combine and free your species. It would be an original emotionally pulling piece of storytelling that would show Lazlo's human side in his interactions with his fellow rebels with multiple romance-able characters and dynamic morally ambiguous choice based story telling. The storyline would paint him finally as the hero his character was always meant to be but would ultimately have a tragic heartbreaking ending that would leave players in tears.