German translator, please?

[CookieDealer]

If anyone could translate this, I would be forever grateful and pay you in Nebulae and weapons in Dg Dayz.

 

[Grau]

"I rammed someone a broomstick into the ass, all the way in. Im going to rip you apart, you son of a bitch"

 

[M3lon]

@Microsoft Excel

edit: nvm

 

[CookieDealer]

"I rammed someone a broomstick into the ass, all the way in. Im going to rip you apart, you son of a bitch"

Thanx!

 

[Grau]

Thanx!

can u give me a few items/weapons on that server as you're admin?

 

[CookieDealer]

can u give me a few items/weapons on that server as you're admin?

Hop on by and PM me and I'll hook u up with dem good scriptz.
[doublepost=1471425778][/doublepost]Top tier shit transferred.

Spoiler

@Blackquill @Whateverothermodisoutthere
You can lock c:

 

[Gubbyfishy]

lol I used to play this a damn load

too many goddamn french people tho

 

[Microsoft Red]

Why did you even need a translation for that?

 

[CookieDealer]

Cookie Dealer: Like in Hl2rp, if a group of rebels get unruly, we need to send out units to take them down
Cookie Dealer: So here, a group of 10-12 people all equipped with top tier guns were running a-fuck killing everything and steamrolling
Cookie Dealer: We, the staff team decided we needed to take them down, so we matched their gear and took them out
Cookie Dealer: That guy was in the steamroll and raged when we absolutely obliterated him
Cookie Dealer: I was on duty at the time, so he ran to me and demanded that I banned the people that killed him, because he thought they were hacking
Cookie Dealer: This was in the absolute end of the rage he had, he started speaking german
Cookie Dealer: As a 30 sub celebration on my youtube channel, I decided I would make a meme out of this situation and post it
Cookie Dealer: But I needed that last part translated for it.
Cookie Dealer: Though, today if steamrolls happen we have the equipment to deal with it the admin way.
Microsoft Excel: damn the germans are really aggresive
Microsoft Excel: *cough*
Cookie Dealer: Hey, I'm just gonna finish that up
Cookie Dealer: Then I'm gonna post it, you can view what he said :grinning:

 

[Prof]

I actually played that gamemode a few times, I can work for you as a translator :^)

"I rammed someone a broomstick into the ass, all the way in. Im going to rip you apart, you son of a bitch"

that shit was fucking hilarious

 

[Blackquill]

lol I used to play this a damn load

too many goddamn french people tho

BANDAGE BANDAGE

 

[CookieDealer]

I actually played that gamemode a few times, I can work for you as a translator :^)


that shit was fucking hilarious

I need a french translator and a russian one. I'll pay in RK95's, Airdrop signals and glitched item spawns.

 

[Prof]

I need a french translator and a russian one. I'll pay in RK95's, Airdrop signals and glitched item spawns.

:(

 

[slick]

What is this game mode?

 

[M3lon]

What is this game mode?

DayZ or something like that.

 

[Grau]

What is this game mode?

pretty much stalker online, dont have a clue why its called dayz
pretty fun though

 

[slick]

pretty much stalker online, dont have a clue why its called dayz
pretty fun though

Maybe give me a server if you could? This one looks pretty fun.

 

[CookieDealer]

Maybe give me a server if you could? This one looks pretty fun.

steam://connect/87.98.137.156:27032 <--- click to connect

 

[Gubbyfishy]

BANDAGE BANDAGE

totally forgot about that episode

 

[Grau]

i shot both @Zach and @Prof :cool: