/me cuddles the cremator, then violently shoving it into an oncoming CP, running into an available workshift and stealing all the CP's Union cards. He would then beat up the CWU, smashing a bottle of UU Tea before stabbing every citizen there.He would take their tokens and spare rations and TP to D4, buying an AKM from the gay Novus pleb standing there 23/7 and sprays up the incoming OTA and that stupid cunt Burke Chode. He trades in the AKM again for a suit and filter and withdraws his own USP-T, loading a clip into it. He runs into the sewers, the screams of Vortigaunts can be heard as multiple gunshots ring throughout the tunnels. He then presses 'E' on a shady-looking pipe, he crawls through it and falls flat on his face on the Nebulous dev server.
rip john doe
