Half-Life 2: Midnight City

[Deleted member 5501]

I made this today out of pure boredom and I think it turned out great! :)

 

[Ricsow]

Bob Good, remember the name.

 

[Deleted member 930]

<:: "You've picked the wrong nexus fool !" ::>

 

[Deleted member 5501]

<:: "You've picked the wrong nexus fool !" ::>

I should do a SA version :)

 

[Ricsow]

I should do a SA version :grinning:

Welcome to City 17, I‘m Bob Good from xccr street.
Land of the Minges, Rebels and CPs!
In City 17 Union Workers Get No sleep!
Beefing with anybody competing even CPs
For deepin' a balaclava with both feet
Blast wit' a knife on the strap, that's OG!
Stay lazy, hit the couch, lift the UU chips
Get super thin and tiny and weak bad and gay
You got stats, respect, weapon skill
Stamina, no muscle, fat and lesbian appeal
You get shit from FOTO, and Yuri‘s, RDC, CWU Warehouse and Cyber Cafe
Watch yo' back when them rival cells
They'll test just to guess at your RP skill
Duckin' supplements at the Ration Center
Jump out, bust a kitchen knife until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Railway Missions, Parkourin‘
Union-3 and Quick-9 harass me, APCs been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'City is full of lesbians homeboy
Hands is the language for the rebels homeboy
And it's boring homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo /mes homeboy
Heat cock we popping hop dump em out been a block inspection before the CPs come
Listen to /y‘s they got some back another lap catch a ERPer with a datastorm
Hit em up wit' a Xccr lie dirty sling shot mo' knee high

 

[jamEs]

I should do a SA version :grinning:

IV version: