Hi everyone I'm new *Holds up spork*

[DertyMike™]

I am Derty Fucking Mike, I've been doing this SHIT for 5 years now, I heard this FUCKING server was DECENT so I decided to INVESTIGATE the ALLEGATIONS. I FUCKIng llove HALF-Life or whatever this SHIT is called, If YoU got a FUCKIN' problem with this shit, hit that "Nebulionia" button or whatever the shit it is.

Fuck you, fuck your dog. Shit.

I look forward to being part of the community!

 

[Twar]

@Dan holds up spork

 

[Charlie]

HELLO how are you you LOVELY person.

 

[Khiel]

Hiya!

 

[Dragu]

hello. watch out for cancer and don't forget to e̶r̶p̶ make meaningful forum posts. that oughta keep 'em damn minges away. right..?
...right?
(PS. psork is better than spork)

 

[MaXenzie]

Hiya!

 

[Deleted member 906]

Hi

 

[Knight]

Welcome to hell

 

[Deadpool]

what the fuck did i just read
welcome

 

[Deleted member 3672]

Welcome! Welcome to City (CLASSIFIED)!