Serious HL2RP∞ Screenshot Thread

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Sir, this is an internet forum for roleplaying servers.

(I like what Max has done. it's just that my Dyslexic ass saw this when I first saw the thread and I can't stop thinking about it)

 

[key]

Hey guys I’m bored can someone say something dumb so I can watch the fireworks?

Witness sterilization good

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Witness sterilization good

 

[MaXenzie]

(I like what Max has done. it's just that my Dyslexic ass saw this when I first saw the thread and I can't stop thinking about it)

i fully expect people to start calling bullshit on Dale's backstory, not knowing it's ripped straight from actual gameplay experiences i had as him on Relentless

 

[boots]

Witness sterilization good

I like it. It's only fun if you're the guy shooting though.

 

[john]

guys whats a "femboy"

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[Numbers]

guys whats a "femboy"

originally a homophobic slur, now normalized by online culture

 

['77 East]

probably because he had full faith that i was going somewhere with it and that Harland didn't get shot just because i needed to punish him, but because it was dramatically approrpriate and made sense for it to happen

meanwhile the total opposite happened when @deathwolf and @Phil from MyPillow were the last two survivors of rustydog's lighthouse massacre and then they accidentally left someone behind to die

a good 80% of the participants died and they limped away out of sheer luck and trauma

 

[rob]

meanwhile the total opposite happened when @deathwolf and @Phil from MyPillow were the last two survivors of rustydog's lighthouse massacre and then they accidentally left someone behind to die

a good 80% of the participants died and they limped away out of sheer luck and trauma

that was a good event, I had to leave early so I just opted for a PK at the beginning, I wasn't expecting virtually everyone else to get massacred afterwards though

 

[john]

STOP TALKING ABOUT EVENTS I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT I DONT WANT TO GET INSPIRATION AND MAKE ANOTHER ONE STOP TALKING ABOUT EVENTS

 

[deathwolf]

meanwhile the total opposite happened when @deathwolf and @Phil from MyPillow were the last two survivors of rustydog's lighthouse massacre and then they accidentally left someone behind to die

a good 80% of the participants died and they limped away out of sheer luck and trauma

we got told if we sat in a corner we'd survive

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

Witness sterilization good

sterilizing all witnesses to this opinion

 

['77 East]

we got told if we sat in a corner we'd survive

you got told that you could run away and leave early between waves

you tried hiding and narrowly succeeded
@Phil from MyPillow got cornered and won a 100/100 roll between him and @Numbers and then another transhuman

you are not the same

 

[Lewis!]

One time on Zaks I17 I was standing in the back room of the Grotto owned by @Redneck with a shitfuck second hand pistol waiting for him to bait @deathwolf into the back room so i could blow his head off for reasons I cannot remember.

He never ended up showing, and my only ever rebel character was killed by a Zombie the day after and PKed

 

[Ricsow]

killed by a Zombie the day after and PKed

How do you get PKed by a zombie?

 

['77 East]

One time on Zaks I17 I was standing in the back room of the Grotto owned by @Redneck with a shitfuck second hand pistol waiting for him to bait @deathwolf into the back room so i could blow his head off for reasons I cannot remember.

He never ended up showing, and my only ever rebel character was killed by a Zombie the day after and PKed

speaking of the grotto I remember being back there with @chronos and @deathwolf negotiating them to grind cans so I could make and sell USPs back to them

some random player walked in and started talking about how he was gonna talk about what he heard so we just shot him dead and dumped the body (?) somewhere

that was my introduction to the italians

 

[Lewis!]

How do you get PKed by a zombie?

I asked to be because several close friends watched my character die violently enough to traumatise them I'm just cool like that

Reslly though I flipped a coin in the steam chat with redneck and landes the pk side lol

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

speaking of the grotto I remember being back there with @chronos and @deathwolf negotiating them to grind cans so I could make and sell USPs back to them

some random player walked in and started talking about how he was gonna talk about what he heard so we just shot him dead and dumped the body (?) somewhere

that was my introduction to the italians

reminds me of one of my favorite tong vs kobayashi gang war moments

we were in the middle of some completely unrelated rp in the tong hostel when suddenly the japanese showed up and immediately started brawling us on the staircase like it was a jackie chan movie because we sent them their doctor's head in a box over a misunderstanding (long story). somewhere along the line someone yelled that the cops were coming - so like true asian gangsters, we mutually agreed to drop what we were doing immediately and ran upstairs to the gambling room so we could sit down and pretend to be having a good time playing deathroll instead. someone talked the cops off at the door, the moment had passed, etc.

then one of kobayashi's associates, a polish restaurant owner, spoke up and said that she had called the cops on purpose so that we could stop fighting and 'speak like businessmen'. effectively she had snitched both her own gang and her rival gang out just to stop a petty brawl and make a point.

i gave one look at tatsuo, he gave one look at me and nodded back, then i stood up and stabbed her to death in front of a dozen people

at least she got her wish; we bonded over her death just enough to start negotiations

 

[Rabid]

The absolutely convoluted as fuck plotline that led to @Roman Loaded's CAB-sponsored bomb he planted in our base to PK us all never going off and eventually being used to kill two Senators was pretty fun.

In reality it was a misunderstanding between Dallas, Roman and staff for why it ended up being literally forgotten for several weeks until we found the script, but that was fun.

 

[deathwolf]

One time on Zaks I17 I was standing in the back room of the Grotto owned by @Redneck with a shitfuck second hand pistol waiting for him to bait @deathwolf into the back room so i could blow his head off for reasons I cannot remember.

He never ended up showing, and my only ever rebel character was killed by a Zombie the day after and PKed

if you killed me you would have blown up mike pinello was schizo to the point of no return he was wearing a suicide vest under his suit 24/7 which was authed and i still to this day seethe that @Chezburger and @RedMan didn’t get blown up when they killed me