Serious HOW DO YOU PEE

[Deleted member 442]

NOT COUNTING PUBLIC BATHROOMS ​

DO YOU SIT TO PEE

OR

DO YOU STAND TO PEE

 

[Jacksquare]

stand wtf
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NOT COUNTING PUBLIC BATHROOMS

mate i'd rather die than sit on a public toilet

 

[Deleted member 3129]

 

[Grand]

No guys the real question is... HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Do you stand, or do you sit?

I know for a fact there are people that stand up when wiping and that's fucking weird how tf does that even work... Like do you bend over, but then you could just sit down?

 

[Willy del Silly]

No guys the real question is... HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Do you stand, or do you sit?

I know for a fact there are people that stand up when wiping and that's fucking weird how tf does that even work... Like do you bend over, but then you could just sit down?

bro I just hop in the shower and blast my b hole

 

[MaXenzie]

No guys the real question is... HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Do you stand, or do you sit?

I know for a fact there are people that stand up when wiping and that's fucking weird how tf does that even work... Like do you bend over, but then you could just sit down?

Do you stand

fucking WHAT

 

[Frosty]

No guys the real question is... HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Do you stand, or do you sit?

I know for a fact there are people that stand up when wiping and that's fucking weird how tf does that even work... Like do you bend over, but then you could just sit down?

Use to stand

 

[Deleted member 442]

HOW DO YOU WIPE

i have a bidet.

but also sitting when the time calls.

when i pee, and only when i pee, i will 100% admit to doing both. sometimes i just gotta take a minute or two to cruise through twitter and leddit.

 

[MaXenzie]

you stand to piss

you sit to shit

you remain seated

and wipe FRONT TO BACK

anything besides this is incorrect and i will not be taking questions

 

[Deleted member 442]

anything besides this is incorrect and i will not be taking questions

how do you feel about bidets

 

[MaXenzie]

how do you feel about bidets

need to be inside the toilet a la japan, not force you to squat over it with a shit-stained ass

 

[Deleted member 442]

need to be inside the toilet a la japan, not force you to squat over it with a shit-stained ass

understandable.

what is the maximum amount of time you should allow it to blast your starfish before it's inappropriate.

like shaking ur dick too much at the urinal.

 

[Deleted member 7099]

every situation requires a sit

 

[Deleted member 442]

every situation requires a sit

how long do you spend on your phone

 

[Angel]

fucking weirdos

 

[Deleted member 61]

I want to die like I piss, on my own two feet.

No guys the real question is... HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Do you stand, or do you sit?

I know for a fact there are people that stand up when wiping and that's fucking weird how tf does that even work... Like do you bend over, but then you could just sit down?

 

[Willy del Silly]

I want to die like I piss, on my own two feet.

At first I thought you meant you piss onto your feet

 

[Puffin The Muffin]

how do you feel about bidets

Don’t need it.

I use the sink instead.

 

[Revanox]

sitting at home, standing in public

Like, imagine not having a clean toilet at home lmfao

 

[Angel]

I want to die like I piss, on my own two feet.

BRO
please tell me he joking
he catches his shit????????????