Can't forget Willard's Incels
I think you forgot what the meaning of incel is pal. WI don't have sex because they're socially awkward nerds that's it.
Luckily since Willard Industries has Weird Initials (LOL) there's few things people can really make up that make sense besides Weirdo Industries or Wacky Industries which are already pretty old.
But why cut on the tradition just call us nerds, call it Stockholm Syndrome but I already got used to it and kind of like being tagged as a nerd.
Wonka's Industries
Western Inbreds
Wholesome Imbeciles
CWU - Compulsive Wankers United
CP - Cunt Patrol
UM - United Mating
idek dude let your imagination fly