How To Make Scrambled Egg (In Scottish)

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"A DELICIOUS RECIPE WRITTEN FOR SPEAKERS OF THE DIALECT OF ENGLISH COMMONLY SPOKEN IN NORTHERN ENGLAND, THE REBELLIOUS SLAVE STATE!"
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On request ae @papacopper @Andrew Marshall @anotherninja1 am gonnae teach ye how tae make Scrambled Egg like a true scotsman.

Right, first of aw ye need tae take oot yer eggs fae your fridge. Right, once youve done that whit ye need to dae next is take oot yer milk. Now if your da isnae hiding his smack in there then go pour a wee bit ae it into the egg and salt and pepper that bastard. Noo once youve done that you chuck it in the microwave for aboot a minute, stirring it half way through. Cook fur longer if ye need tae in case it turns oot fucking raw like.

There ye fucking go. You've made scrambled egg so go and eat it and dinnae be a wasteful cunt, unless yer a tory then just get the fuck oot the country mate. SNP 2020 which reminds me ae fucking MD 20-20 and that's a true scotsman drink other than fucking bucksfast but thats made by the fucking english monks the gimpy wee fucks so aye thats how ye make scrambled eggs.

Oh and when a was away talking aboot fridges a minded ae this quality video ae me so a hope yes enjoy, a was pretty pished am no gonnae lie but aw well


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Blackquill said:
Forgot to tag @Mr. Anderson -he's scottish
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Redhunter said:
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"A DELICIOUS RECIPE WRITTEN FOR SPEAKERS OF THE DIALECT OF ENGLISH COMMONLY SPOKEN IN NORTHERN ENGLAND, THE REBELLIOUS SLAVE STATE!"
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On request ae @papacopper @Andrew Marshall @anotherninja1 am gonnae teach ye how tae make Scrambled Egg like a true scotsman.

Right, first of aw ye need tae take oot yer eggs fae your fridge. Right, once youve done that whit ye need to dae next is take oot yer milk. Now if your da isnae hiding his smack in there then go pour a wee bit ae it into the egg and salt and pepper that bastard. Noo once youve done that you chuck it in the microwave for aboot a minute, stirring it half way through. Cook fur longer if ye need tae in case it turns oot fucking raw like.

There ye fucking go. You've made scrambled egg so go and eat it and dinnae be a wasteful cunt, unless yer a tory then just get the fuck oot the country mate. SNP 2020 which reminds me ae fucking MD 20-20 and that's a true scotsman drink other than fucking bucksfast but thats made by the fucking english monks the gimpy wee fucks so aye thats how ye make scrambled eggs.

Cheers!
Big Redhunter
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I just ate some scrambled eggs and this is exactly how we make it. #justgirlthings @Blackquill @Ronald @ Atle @Mr. Anderson @Redhunter @Mr. Anderson
 
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