I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. (joke thread)

[Kawa]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I WAS FUCKING BORED, OKAY!?

 

[Joe Thompson]

XD

 

[Goatson]

loool

 

[Kawa]

End my life, lmao

 

[Jimbo]

shame on you for mocking this mans comedic talent well done sir gave me a good knee slapper really kicked the old fart box

 

[Deleted member 377]

End my life, lmao

eject from ur heli seat

 

[Kawa]

How can I do that when I AM the helicopter, thanks for triggering me, sjw cunt

 

[Kafe]

Nice copy/paste

 

[Deleted member 377]

How can I do that when I AM the helicopter, thanks for triggering me, sjw cunt

be one with the helicopter and split ur inner soul from it
aka fire a missile

 

[Kawa]

I'm actually starting to regret this, haha
[doublepost=1492028414][/doublepost]I didn't realise I'd get this many replies so fast

 

[Deleted member 377]

I'm actually starting to regret this, haha
[doublepost=1492028414][/doublepost]I didn't realise I'd get this many replies so fast

u cant u have to be strong you're an attack helicopter

 

[Jimbo]

I'm actually starting to regret this, haha
[doublepost=1492028414][/doublepost]I didn't realise I'd get this many replies so fast

dont man reach for the sky a man of your talents can only get higher from here keep soaring and one day youll star in a movie with kevin hart and make everyone deadass weak reach for the sky man the world is your oyster the people here just cant grasp how dead fuckin funny you are god you are funny

 

[Kawa]

I just realised my mistake, I used a fucking old meme, forgive me, master.

 

[Jimbo]

my name jeff

 

[Kawa]

noice

 

[Bork]

my name jeff

 

[Jimbo]

Put ctfu world on see first fb.com

 

[Nicrobe]

Shitposting 101

 

[mouthdreamer]

whats 9 plus 10

 

[Snivy]