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[Cindy]

[ifyougotozhadumyouwilldie] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

two months ago all this alien stuff started showing up on the news and tearing stuff up. now ive got these weird, three legged things running around my neighborhood. one of them screamed at my girlfriend's stepdad when he went to go beat it with a broom and it killed him.

whats your experience with this strange new world?

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['77 East]

[MICKfromLA]Last seen: "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago
>ifyougotozhadumyouwilldie said:
>two months ago all this alien stuff started showing up on the news and tearing stuff up.
>now ive got these weird, three legged things running around my neighborhood.

those things are bad fucking news. stay away from them!!!
they are like cats but unlike cats they will bark your neighbors windows out and then eat them.

get yourself a fire extinguisher and spray it at their eyes. then chuck it at them or run.
alternatively, a gun. they do not like guns. they might try to eat you but a bullet solves that problem.

 

[Erkor]

[SilberSchwinger487] Last seen: Viewing thread "Paderborn Furmeet ^^ EDIT: Gekenzelt wegen außerirdischen??" 1 minute ago

sorry for schitted englisch but i walked outside yesterday and when i comed back home i sawed one of thos krabs somebody had geposted somewhere here

and i finded it and putted it in a cage (my old hamster cage^^)i think it likes it lol

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[Russell]

[quakesucks1990] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

this weird green alien thing just went 2 my house and stole our fucking food

 

[Cindy]

[quakesucks1990] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

this weird green alien thing just went 2 my house and stole our fucking food

[ifyougotozhadumyouwilldie] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

isnt that like a welsh tradition or something

like with the horse skull

are these aliens welsh

 

[Russell]

[quakesucks1990] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

are welsh "ppl" green and shoot lightning like paplteen from star wars?

thing killed n ate a sqirrel after that

 

[FreeSpy]

[Voditel525] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

i kill two leg brown alien. i use... eh... gun for hunt. охотничье ружье is name in russia. two leg brown alien kill my boss. he look like he step in water with wire

 

['77 East]

[MICKfromLA] Last seen: "GARRY KASPAROV IN OSLO?" today at 4:31PM

minor update, if you're in the agoura hills area (LA) national guard's been handing out food
some flying stingray thing tried tussling with them, felt like a UFO sighting

dunno how long people can stay here before these quakes get worse

 

[maxi]

[donnager21ALT] Last seen: Viewing thread "GEORGE BUSH MEME THREAD (INSIDE JOB?)" today at 9:52am.
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saw this tiny little hamster sized thing, picked it up and now its in a shoe box. does any1 know if they are edible? stupid fucking wife forgot to defrost steak 4 tonight so need an alternative asap and all stores closed near me.

will hit the grill and let u guys know

donny out

 

[maxi]

[donnager21ALT] Last seen: Viewing thread "welcome to cloudless" today at 11:01AM.
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alright whichever fucking one of you @Administrator s warned me for that post come out here and be a man you sissy ass fucking bitch so what if my wife's a stupid fucking bitch she sux

 

[Erkor]

[SilberSchwinger487] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

The local governmennt maked a exit barrier from 19 o clock but i need t,o get somethink tom my friend should i go???

 

[FreeSpy]

[Voditel525] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

wife gone. crab got on head... had to... she kill me if no... she take over by devil...

i take rest of ammo. 20.

son go supply hunt in city. i go find son.

crab everywhere.

media is cover up. worse than chechnya losses. internet cut off possible

 

[maxi]

[SilberSchwinger487] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

The local governmennt maked a exit barrier from 19 o clock but i need t,o get somethink tom my friend should i go???

[NOTdonnager21ALTALT] Last seen: Viewing thread "what is rule 34?" a moment ago

no man dont trust them they're gonna abduct you and kidnap your kidneys you know

stupid fucking democrats and their stupid fucking policies, this shit is all a big ass scam
this is FEARMONGERING by the LEFT WING MEDIA! don't listen to em silber pal, they're gonna take advantage of the mexican immigrants like you for their free labour in their new illumaniti world government man!

 

[Erkor]

[quakegamer1989] Last seen: Viewing thread "where do i find porn" 2 minutes ago

dude they canceled the new Warcraft 3 game because of this shit im so fucking MAD!!!!

 

[Trains]

[jonnydd42] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

yall hear fred durst jumped into a portal???? ROFL dude had it coming what a jackass

think soon im head into brooklyn it seems safer than the suburbs which is weird…….in the movies ny goes first.

edit: who else saw that huge orc looking thing running through london on cnn last night? radical

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[Rod]

[elcanserbero] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

my entire apartment block just got taped up. something got into the vents and killed one of the tenants.
they say he stood back up and started banging against the walls.
they wont let us back in. im fucking freezing out here

 

[OneClassyBanana]

[godgaveus_evolution] Last seen: Viewing thread "princess diana discussion thread" a moment ago

lmao this stupid fucking bug i caught keeps shaking like a maraca when i tap the jar

 

[FreeSpy]

[Voditel525] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

[jonnydd42] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

yall hear fred durst jumped into a portal???? ROFL dude had it coming what a jackass

think soon im head into brooklyn it seems safer than the suburbs which is weird…….in the movies ny goes first.

edit: who else saw that huge orc looking thing running through london on cnn last night? radical

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they block cnn

what happen?

 

[Anthrax_PL]

[the_ridunian] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

hello everyone

i think it's already obvious but to those that are for some reason still in a city

get as far away from any regions that are heavily populated, especially ones that have been effected by those storms or are near any of those weird ass portals

im kind of lucky since i'm on a tiny ass island in the channel islands that's 3 miles long

only thing is the boat that brings the islands supplies every week hasn't even been dispatched, we're slowly starving, might have to hail any royal navy or french navy ships for food

we atleast haven't had any weird ass alien encounters, only hearing a lot of distress calls from the french mainland

does anyone know what the hell all this is???? the rapture maybe???????????/

 

[Russell]

[theLordsdisciple] Last seen: Viewing thread "POST YOUR STRANGE ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" a moment ago

The Bible warned of this! TheLordwa rned of this! I tell you now that the AntiChrist is near and he will corrupt the youth with temptations of food and water! repent and spare yourseves from Hellfrire!