Is Water Wet?

[Satirical]

The age-old debate that has been sweeping the internet.

Pro's Arguments

Water is wet because:

• When something comes into contact with it, it becomes wet
• Multiple water molecules are needed to create water, thus meaning water touches a liquid (itself) and is therefore wet
• Fish are wet as they live in water and thus are in constant contact with it

Con's Arguments

Water is not wet because:

• Wetness is the effect of coming in contact with a liquid
• Water does not touch itself
• Fish are not wet because they are surrounded by water molecules

Which side do you fall on?

 

[Deleted member 61]

lmfao I asked this question in my college's smoke pit. the debate was unreal.

 

[Plankster]

idk man i'm no albert einstein

 

[Charlie]

If my penis touches my penis, am I gay?

 

[Satirical]

If my penis touches my penis, am I gay?

No.

If you kiss a girl you are gay because someone else's dick was on her lips. xdddddd

 

[Powley]

It's party rock

 

[ddæ]

It's party rock

se tonight

 

[Jimbo]

yea i think so

 

[York]

when you sit in the bathtub for too long and your fingers get wrinkled it's because they're wet

 

[Captain Cardgage]

We had quite a conflict from this at my school. People going insane and teachers unsure how to address the situation, even my physics teacher got caught in the mess and couldn't really do much. No one really knew how to answer it.

I then made it worse by telling them that would we be wet then, as most of our body is composed of water and I blew the minds of three people with this. Others denied my logic or couldn't comprehend.

 

[Spork]

wtf this debate was at this school somebody please tell me how this thing is around

 

[Captain Cardgage]

wtf this debate was at this school somebody please tell me how this thing is around

iirc it was a post on twitter, and p much one a person gets ahold of it at the school its going to spread.

 

[Mad-Magyar]

Yo are you the satirical from SCG from like 1-2 years ago

On topic: fish are wet, always

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

Nah it's like rocks are soft but tense when they come into contact with shit

That'd be cool

 

[Jas691]

yea water is wet because its water and water is wet

gay pride

 

[Postal]

thought it was fucking dry m9te

 

[Husky]

Water is actually sticky. There's an oil on our skin that stops it sticking to it. The effect of your fingers crinkling is that oil being washed off.

 

[Satirical]

Yo are you the satirical from SCG from like 1-2 years ago

On topic: fish are wet, always

It would depend on which Satirical you mean. I'm the one who came second, not the original.

But yes I was with SCG.

 

[Mad-Magyar]

It would depend on which Satirical you mean. I'm the one who came second, not the original.

But yes I was with SCG.

So Commander Satirical?
Good to see you here man.