- May 7, 2016
has jake gyllenhaal ever played a stable human being once? like in every single film he's just killing people or is insane. i imagine he kills people on his freetime. i like to think he shot someone in the face on the sidewalk once, and the police let him go simply because he's jake gyllenhaal and they just thought he was being typecasted and were all "oh yeah dw this is his thing bro" or maybe they let him go because he looked so solemnly sad doing it they felt bad for him. or maybe he's just such a good actor because he's autistic, and legit believes he's killing people. point is, did jake gyllenhaal ever kill a man?