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What do Jimmy Saville and Theresa May have in common?

They both like fucking British kids over.
 

Anthrax_PL

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Lines you would not hear, in a James Bond film.

Ahh James, What a wonderful present! Chlamydia!
 

CloudBucket

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knock knock
who's there?
cutie
cutie who?
why are you knocking on my door~?
 

jb

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why'd the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
 

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I had a nightmare that I was drowning on some fizzy, orange liquid.

Luckily, I woke up and realised it was only a fanta-sea.
 
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Charlie

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I had a nightmare that I was drowning on some fizzy, orange liquid.

Luckily, I woke up and realised it was only a fanta-sea.
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Whats the diffirence between a black man and a bench...

A bench can support a family

Never heard that before...
 

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my sexuality

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