Guys, I'm not an idiot. Please give me valid answers.
Funny enough, it can be an OS issue as Windows/OSX controls the numbers (keys are ordered in numbers, so Q is 1, etc). If something happened, then your OS may not pick it up. It can also be a hardware issue as the controller which connects the keyboard to the motherboard may be undone. Best bet is to bring it to a local computer repair shop (not BestBuy) as they can open it (hopefully) without voiding the warranty.They arent stuck, they press down just fine, they refuse to work.