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why? because he doesn't want smegma in his teeth?you sir are weak.
why? because he doesn't want smegma in his teeth?you sir are weak.
why? because he doesn't want smegma in his teeth?
I have been vomiting non stop for the past 2 hours and it’s starting to suck a lot god fucking dammit I just want to drink some more water
Basically what I’ve been trying to do. All this started cause I was dehydrated as shit and tried to rehydrate, unknowingly downed like a liter. And then I remembered I have really bad problems with gas, couldn’t burp for like a solid 30 mins. Tried to burp so hard I ended up projectile vomiting all in my toilet and that continued while still dehydrated as shit.o no
sip on some ginger ale
put on some enya and lay on your side with your head on the cool side of the pillow
Basically what I’ve been trying to do. All this started cause I was dehydrated as shit and tried to rehydrate, unknowingly downed like a liter. And then I remembered I have really bad problems with gas, couldn’t burp for like a solid 30 mins. Tried to burp so hard I ended up projectile vomiting all in my toilet and that continued while still dehydrated as shit.
So, REMEMBER TO FUCKING HYDRATE GAMERS, this sucks
A small price to pay for cinnamon bun toaster strudelsUpdate: I was told we have cinnamon bun toaster strudels and you can bet your gay asses I got up to vacuum the bathroom
Our 2 year anniversary is next week and I’m sabatoging the whole thing by refusing to vacuum the bathroom
this is just more evidence showing that good food is the ultimate bribeUpdate: I was told we have cinnamon bun toaster strudels and you can bet your gay asses I got up to vacuum the bathroom
it's 2014 and you're watching csgo montage clips
and you're in the closet and you're deathly afraid as a teen about being ousted as gay and have crushes on dudes but no way to properly vent this to your schizo family members who think homosexuality isn't appropriate
life is not good